{"id":423,"date":"2024-05-04T07:02:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-04T07:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=423"},"modified":"2024-05-04T07:02:00","modified_gmt":"2024-05-04T07:02:00","slug":"ion-si-maria-in-sura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=423","title":{"rendered":"Ion \u0219i Maria \u00een \u0219ur\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"513\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FB_IMG_1714805719915.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-424\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FB_IMG_1714805719915.jpg 513w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FB_IMG_1714805719915-240x300.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 513px) 100vw, 513px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion \u015fi Maria \u00een \u015fur\u0103. Ion c\u0103tre Maria:<br>\u2013 M\u0103rie, d\u0103 jos fusta\u2026<br>\u2013 Vai, Ioane, e ru\u015fine\u2026<br>\u2013 D\u0103-o jos c\u0103 eu sunt b\u0103rbat \u015fi \u015ftiu de toate\u2026<br>Maria d\u0103 jos fusta\u2026<br>\u2013 M\u0103rie, d\u0103-\u0163i jos ciorapii!<br>\u2013 Vai, Ioane, nu pot, e ru\u015fine\u2026<br>\u2013 D\u0103-o jos cum \u00ee\u0163i spun c\u0103 eu sunt b\u0103rbat \u015fi \u015ftiu de toate\u2026<br>Maria d\u0103 jos ciorapii.<br>\u2013 M\u0103rie, d\u0103 jos chilo\u0163ii!<br>\u2013 Vai, Ioane, e ru\u015fineee\u2026<br>\u2013 M\u0103rie, d\u0103 jos chilo\u0163ii c\u0103 eu sunt b\u0103rbat \u015fi eu \u015ftiu de toate\u2026<br>Maria d\u0103 jos chilo\u0163ii.<br>\u2013 Pe aici, dup\u0103 cum mi-o zis Vasile, ar trebui s\u0103 fie o gaur\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>****<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Seara, Ion si Maria se pregatesc de culcare.<br>Ion iese afara sa se usureze.<br>Se intoarce peste cateva minute cu pantalonii uzi.<br>Maria il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Ploua?<br>\u2013 Nu, bate vantul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>****<br>Maria era foarte suparata pentru ca Ion nu mai facuse dragoste cu ea de o groaza de vreme. In acea zi Ion s-a intors acasa si ii spune Mariei:<br>\u2013 Marie , gata! Hainele jos si aseaza-te in maini in fata oglinzii!<br>Maria fericita ca o sa faca dragoste s-a dezbracat si s-a asezat in miini in fata oglinzii.In acest timp Ion era in baie.Maria , obosita de atata stat in miini l-a intrebat pe Ion:<br>-Ioane , cat mai stau sa te astept??<br>-Ah, am si uitat! Vroiam sa vad cum imi sta cu barba!!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion si Maria in noaptea nuntii: amandoi in pat, unul langa celelalt. Asteapta Maria ca Ion s-o mangaie, s-o pupe, de, ca tat omu-n noaptea nuntii, da\u2019 Ion nimic. S\u2019atunci Maria preia initiativa:<br>\u2013 Ioanie, tare-i cald, io mi-oi da jos bundita!<br>\u2013 Ca binie zici, Marie, mi-oi da-o jos si eu!<br>Vazand ca Ion nu face nimic, Maria continua:<br>\u2013 Ioanie, da mie tat mi-i cald, io mi-oi da jos si budigaii!<br>\u2013 Ca binie zici, Marie, ca mi-oi da jos si eu!<br>Aceeashi situatie. Maria incepe sa-si piarda rabdarea:<br>\u2013 No, Ioanie, da mie tat mi-i cald, ase ca io mi-oi departa un pic ghioambele (picioarele)!<br>\u2013 Dreptu-i, Marie, mi le-oi departa shi eu!<br>La care Maria exasperata:<br>-No, Ioanie, no fi mai binie sa-l chemam pe Vasile sa ne futie p\u2019amandoi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion \u015fi Maria \u00een \u015fur\u0103. Ion c\u0103tre Maria:\u2013 M\u0103rie, d\u0103 jos fusta\u2026\u2013 Vai, Ioane, e ru\u015fine\u2026\u2013 D\u0103-o jos c\u0103 eu sunt b\u0103rbat \u015fi \u015ftiu de toate\u2026Maria d\u0103 jos fusta\u2026\u2013 M\u0103rie, d\u0103-\u0163i jos ciorapii!\u2013 Vai, Ioane, nu pot, e ru\u015fine\u2026\u2013 D\u0103-o jos cum \u00ee\u0163i spun c\u0103 eu sunt b\u0103rbat \u015fi \u015ftiu de toate\u2026Maria d\u0103 jos ciorapii.\u2013 &#8230; <a title=\"Ion \u0219i Maria \u00een \u0219ur\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=423\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ion \u0219i Maria \u00een \u0219ur\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":424,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}