Doi prieteni stau de vorba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bai Gicule, imi place mult verisoara ta\u2026 Imi faci si mie lipeala?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hmmm\u2026 Mai Costele, eu iti fac\u2026 da\u2019 sa sti ca e materialista.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu-i nimic\u2026 Am cu ce sa-i stau in fata!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Biiineee!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Zis si facut, dupa un timp cei doi se intalnesc\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ia zi, ai un serviciu bun?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am afacerea mea\u2026 Si merge binisor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Masina ai?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Chiar doua!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Vila cu doua nivele ai?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aaa, nu, nu am!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mai vorbim cand o sa ai, imi pare rau! Pa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se intalnesc iar prietenii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ei, Costele, cum a mers intalnirea cu verisoara?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu a mers\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M-a intrebat daca am serviciu, i-am spus ca am afacerea mea, daca am masina, i-am spus ca am doua\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si ce nu a mers?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M-a intrebat daca am vila cu doua nivele\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pai ce? Sunt nebun sa dau jos doua nivele, ca vrea ea<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bulishor il intreaba pe tatal sau:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-\u201cTati, intr-o intersectie, cine are prioritate?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tata: \u201cIn teorie, dreapta. In Bucuresti, taranul.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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