{"id":4223,"date":"2024-11-14T14:25:55","date_gmt":"2024-11-14T14:25:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4223"},"modified":"2024-11-14T14:25:58","modified_gmt":"2024-11-14T14:25:58","slug":"un-mos-vine-cu-nevasta-de-20-de-ani-la-maternitate-sa-nasca-toata-lumea-tataie-felicitari-da-cum-ai-reusit-he-heee-dragi-mosului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4223","title":{"rendered":"Un mos vine cu nevasta de 20 de ani la maternitate sa nasca. Toata lumea : Tataie felicitari da cum ai reusit? He heee dragi mosului"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"920\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0103-920x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0103-920x1024.jpeg 920w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0103-270x300.jpeg 270w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0103-768x855.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0103.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 920px) 100vw, 920px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula si Strula doresc sa evadeze dintr-o inchisoare. Pentru asta era nevoie sa sara 100 de garduri.<br>Sar ei 10, 20, 30\u2026 il intreaba Bula pe Strula:<br>\u2013 Mai poti ma, mai poti?<br>\u2013 Mai pot ma, mai pot!<br>Sar ei 40, 50, 60, Bula din nou intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Mai poti ma, mai poti?<br>\u2013 Mai pot, ma!<br>78, 80, 90 \u2026. 98, 99 de garduri sarite. Bula intreaba:<br>\u2013 Mai poti ma, mai poti?<br>\u2013 Nu mai pot! Hai sa ne intoarcem inapoi.<br>\u2013 Hai!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula se duce la scoala, in acea zi profesoara ii intreaba pe toti elevii cu ce vin ei la scoala.<br>Toti spun care mai de care, Bmw, Audi, Mercedes, numai Bula al nostru cu bicicleta.<br>A doua zi tot asa, ii intreaba profesoara cu ce vin ei tot la fel, Bula cu bicicleta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine Bula suparat acasa si ii povesteste lui taica-su ce pateste la scoala, cum rad toti de el ca vine cu bicicleta.<br>Ma Bula, zice tac-su, tu esti prost rau ma, pai cand or zice aia ca vin cu masini care mai de care mai frumoase zi si tu ca vii cu Lamborghini, si nu o sa mai rada nimeni de tine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bula si Strula doresc sa evadeze dintr-o inchisoare. Pentru asta era nevoie sa sara 100 de garduri.Sar ei 10, 20, 30\u2026 il intreaba Bula pe Strula:\u2013 Mai poti ma, mai poti?\u2013 Mai pot ma, mai pot!Sar ei 40, 50, 60, Bula din nou intreaba: \u2013 Mai poti ma, mai poti?\u2013 Mai pot, ma!78, 80, 90 &#8230; <a title=\"Un mos vine cu nevasta de 20 de ani la maternitate sa nasca. Toata lumea : Tataie felicitari da cum ai reusit? He heee dragi mosului\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4223\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un mos vine cu nevasta de 20 de ani la maternitate sa nasca. Toata lumea : Tataie felicitari da cum ai reusit? He heee dragi mosului\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4225,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4223"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4226,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4223\/revisions\/4226"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}