{"id":4220,"date":"2024-11-14T12:18:52","date_gmt":"2024-11-14T12:18:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4220"},"modified":"2024-11-14T12:18:55","modified_gmt":"2024-11-14T12:18:55","slug":"bula-la-scoala-profesoara-il-intreaba-bula-ce-faci-cand-vaporul-pleaca-nu-stiu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4220","title":{"rendered":"Bula la scoala. Profesoara il intreaba:-Bula, ce faci cand vaporul pleaca?-Nu stiu."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bula la scoala. Profesoara il intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Bula, ce faci cand vaporul pleaca?<br>-Nu stiu.<br>-Bula, ce faci cand un om se ineaca?<br>-Nu stiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>-Bula, ce faci cand stai la coada?<br>-Nu stiu.<br>-Bula, ce faci cand doi se bat?<br>-Nu stiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Bula merge acasa sil intreaba pe tatal sau:<br>-Tata. ce faci cand vaporul pleaca?<br>-Iei batistuta si ii faci la revedere.<br>-Tata, ce faci cand un om se ineaca?<br>-Arunci colacul de salvare sil tragi la mal.<br>-Tata, ce faci cand stai la coada?<br>-Iti astepti randul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>-Tata, ce faci cand doi se bat?<br>-Chemi politia.<br>A doua zi bula merse la scoala si profa il intreaba din nou:<br>-Bula, ce faci cand vaporul pleaca?<br>-Arunci colacul de salvare sil tragi la mal<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>-Bula, ce faci cand un om se ineaca?<br>-Iei batistuta si ii faci la revedere<br>-Bula, ce faci cand stai la coada?<br>-Chemi politia<br>-Bula, ce faci cand doi se bat?<br>-Imi astept randul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un mosneag se duce la o farmacie si intreaba:- Duduie, aveti obiecte din acelea de se pun pe organ?<br>\u2013 Ce, tataie, prezervative?, intreaba farmacista.<br>\u2013 Asa duduie, din alea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Pai avem cu aroma de ananas, cu aroma de vanilie, banane\u2026 De care vreti?<br>\u2013 Oricare duduie, numai da-mi ceva.<br>Farmacista ii da, mosul se uita lung si zice:<br>\u2013 Ei, pai duduie, asa pielita am si eu, mie miezul imi trebuie! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Patru unguri si 4 romani pleaca cu trenul de la Cluj la Bucuresti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In gara, ungurii isi iau fiecare bilet, romanii isi iau toti un singur bilet. In tren, cand vine nasu\u2019, ungurii dau biletele, iar romanii se ascund in WC.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bate nasu in usa WC-ului, iese o mana cu biletul, il composteaza nasu\u2019 , si pleaca.<br>La intoarcere, ungurii iau un singur bilet, romanii nici unul.<br>In tren vine nasu\u2019, ungurii se ascund in WC; se aude un ciocanit in usa, iese o mana cu biletul , \u201cnasu\u2019\u201d ia biletul dupa care se aude o voce :<br>\u2013 Hai baieti, c-am facut rost de bilet\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bula la scoala. Profesoara il intreaba: -Bula, ce faci cand vaporul pleaca?-Nu stiu.-Bula, ce faci cand un om se ineaca?-Nu stiu. -Bula, ce faci cand stai la coada?-Nu stiu.-Bula, ce faci cand doi se bat?-Nu stiu. Bula merge acasa sil intreaba pe tatal sau:-Tata. ce faci cand vaporul pleaca?-Iei batistuta si ii faci la revedere.-Tata, &#8230; <a title=\"Bula la scoala. 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