{"id":4217,"date":"2024-11-14T09:54:31","date_gmt":"2024-11-14T09:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4217"},"modified":"2024-11-14T09:54:34","modified_gmt":"2024-11-14T09:54:34","slug":"sunt-blonda-sunt-frumoasa-merg-la-londra-si-stau-unde-vreau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4217","title":{"rendered":"Sunt blond\u0103, sunt frumoas\u0103, merg la Londra \u015fi stau unde vreau"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u00censo\u0163itorul de zbor o vede \u015fi o roag\u0103 s\u0103-i arate biletul. Apoi \u00eei spune blondei c\u0103 ea a pl\u0103tit un loc la Economic Class a\u015fa c\u0103 va trebui s\u0103 se a\u015feze \u00een spate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Blonda \u00eei d\u0103 replica:<br>\u2013 Sunt blond\u0103, sunt frumoas\u0103, merg la Londra \u015fi am de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 stau aici!<br>\u00censo\u0163itorul intr\u0103 \u00een cabina pilo\u0163ilor \u015fi le spune de bomba blond\u0103 care nu vrea s\u0103 stea pe locul pl\u0103tit, ci st\u0103 la First Class.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pilotul \u00eei raspunde:<br>\u2013 Ce spui? E blond\u0103? M\u0103 ocup eu atunci. Sunt \u00eensurat cu o blond\u0103.<br>Se duce la blond\u0103, \u00eei \u015fopte\u015fte ceva la ureche, la care ea:<br>\u2013 Oh, m\u0103 scuza\u0163i\u2026 \u015fi se mut\u0103 \u00eenapoi pe locul ei de la clasa Economic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00censo\u0163itorul de zbor, uimit \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 ce i-a spus de a reu\u015fit s-o fac\u0103 s\u0103 se mute la locul ei?<br>\u2013 I-am spus c\u0103 First Class-ul nu merge la Londra!<br>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00censo\u0163itorul de zbor o vede \u015fi o roag\u0103 s\u0103-i arate biletul. Apoi \u00eei spune blondei c\u0103 ea a pl\u0103tit un loc la Economic Class a\u015fa c\u0103 va trebui s\u0103 se a\u015feze \u00een spate. Blonda \u00eei d\u0103 replica:\u2013 Sunt blond\u0103, sunt frumoas\u0103, merg la Londra \u015fi am de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 stau aici!\u00censo\u0163itorul intr\u0103 \u00een cabina pilo\u0163ilor &#8230; <a title=\"Sunt blond\u0103, sunt frumoas\u0103, merg la Londra \u015fi stau unde vreau\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4217\" aria-label=\"Read more about Sunt blond\u0103, sunt frumoas\u0103, merg la Londra \u015fi stau unde vreau\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4218,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4217"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4219,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4217\/revisions\/4219"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}