{"id":4213,"date":"2024-11-14T09:51:40","date_gmt":"2024-11-14T09:51:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4213"},"modified":"2024-11-14T09:51:44","modified_gmt":"2024-11-14T09:51:44","slug":"bula-se-duce-la","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4213","title":{"rendered":"Bula se duce la \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"682\" height=\"631\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0078.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0078.jpeg 682w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0078-300x278.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 682px) 100vw, 682px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Se uita Ion peste gard si il vede pe Vasile, jucand tenis cu Agassi.<br>Spre surprinderea lui, Vasile iese castigator, fara efort.<br>Il intreaba pe Vasile de cand joaca el tenis, de este asa de bun.<br>Acesta ii raspunde ca, la lacul din spatele casei lui, este o broscuta, care iti indeplineste orice dorinta. Dar sa aiba grija, ca este cam surda, sa vorbeasca tare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Se duce Ion la broscuta si ii spune ca vrea mult aur.<br>Cand ajunge acasa, constata ca in batatura avea un taur.<br>Se plange la Vasile:<br>\u2013 Surda tare, broscuta ta! Am vrut mult aur si mi-a dat un taur.<br>\u2013 Si tu crezi ca eu am vrut sa fiu tare-n tenis?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mergea un tip cu masina pe o sosea si la un moment dat intra intr-o groapa, plina cu noroi moale si i se infunda masina\u2026\u00a0<br>La cateva minute, apare un taran cu doi boi dupa el\u2026<br>\u2013 Fiule, te-am prins\u2026 imi dai 50 de parai si ti-am scos Mert-ul de aici!<br>\u2013 Gata, frate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ma rog, leaga taranul boii, ii scoate masina si spune multumit:<br>\u2013 Apai, tata, asta e a 10 masina pe care o scot din noroi azi!<br>\u2013 Pai, bine, tataie si de muncit pamantul cand il muncesti? Noaptea?<br>\u2013 Nu, draga, noaptea pun apa in groapa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se uita Ion peste gard si il vede pe Vasile, jucand tenis cu Agassi.Spre surprinderea lui, Vasile iese castigator, fara efort.Il intreaba pe Vasile de cand joaca el tenis, de este asa de bun.Acesta ii raspunde ca, la lacul din spatele casei lui, este o broscuta, care iti indeplineste orice dorinta. Dar sa aiba grija, &#8230; <a title=\"Bula se duce la \u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4213\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula se duce la \u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4215,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4213"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4216,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4213\/revisions\/4216"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}