{"id":4206,"date":"2024-11-13T16:05:33","date_gmt":"2024-11-13T16:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4206"},"modified":"2024-11-13T16:05:36","modified_gmt":"2024-11-13T16:05:36","slug":"doresc-aceeasi-mancare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4206","title":{"rendered":"Doresc aceeasi mancare\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"872\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0045-1024x872.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4207\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0045-1024x872.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0045-300x255.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0045-768x654.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0045.jpeg 1029w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Stefan cel Mare statea si se uita la TV. Vine slujitorul sau Vasile si ii spune:<br>\u2013 Maria Ta! Maria Ta! Vin turcii!<br>\u2013 Cat sunt de mari?<br>\u2013 Apai sunt mici! Se vad in zare cam de-o schioapa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Lasa Vasile ca avem timp!<br>Vasile pleaca. Dupa un timp vine iarasi:<br>\u2013 Maria Ta! Maria Ta! Vin turcii!<br>\u2013 Cat sunt de mari?<br>\u2013 Au crescut copacel Maria Ta!<br>\u2013 Lasa, Vasile, ca avem timp!<br>Vasile pleaca. Dupa un timp vine tipand:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Maria Ta! Maria Ta! Vin turcii!<br>\u2013 Cat sunt de mari?<br>\u2013 Cat mine, cat Maria Ta!\u2026<br>\u2013 Atunci ia tunul si-i bubuie!<br>\u2013 Nu pot, Maria Ta, ca-i stiu de cand erau mici!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stefan cel Mare statea si se uita la TV. Vine slujitorul sau Vasile si ii spune:\u2013 Maria Ta! Maria Ta! Vin turcii!\u2013 Cat sunt de mari?\u2013 Apai sunt mici! Se vad in zare cam de-o schioapa! \u2013 Lasa Vasile ca avem timp!Vasile pleaca. Dupa un timp vine iarasi:\u2013 Maria Ta! Maria Ta! Vin turcii!\u2013 Cat &#8230; <a title=\"Doresc aceeasi mancare\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4206\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doresc aceeasi mancare\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4208,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4206"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4209,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4206\/revisions\/4209"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}