{"id":4202,"date":"2024-11-13T14:44:21","date_gmt":"2024-11-13T14:44:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4202"},"modified":"2025-02-10T16:07:37","modified_gmt":"2025-02-10T16:07:37","slug":"un-barbat-insurat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4202","title":{"rendered":"Un b\u0103rbat \u00eensurat\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Un b\u0103rbat \u00eensurat \u00ee\u015fi viziteaz\u0103 amanta care \u00eei propune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Gheorghi\u0163\u0103, iubitule, \u00ee\u0163i st\u0103 foarte bine cu barba, dar tare a\u015f vrea s\u0103 te razi ca s\u0103-\u0163i pot admira frumosul chip \u00een voie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu pot, draga mea, nevast\u0103-mea ador\u0103 barba asta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Te rog, te rog! \u00eel implor\u0103 ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0162i-am zis c\u0103 nu pot, so\u0163ia mea este nebun\u0103 dup\u0103 barba mea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ea \u00eel mai rug\u0103 o dat\u0103, pl\u00e2nse pu\u0163in a\u015fa c\u0103 el \u00een final a cedat \u015fi s-a dus s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi dea barba jos. \u00cen aceea\u015fi sear\u0103, Gheorghi\u0163\u0103 se strecoar\u0103 \u00een patul so\u0163iei \u00een timp ce ea dormea \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi lipi fa\u0163a proasp\u0103t b\u0103rbierit\u0103 de fa\u0163a ei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Oh, Ioane, nu trebuia s\u0103 vii \u00een seara asta! Gheorghi\u0163\u0103 al meu trebuie s\u0103 vin\u0103 din clip\u0103 \u00een clip\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4764\">CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC <\/a>\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fat Frumos \u00eei zice calului:<br>-Ba, calule, stai aici pe loc, eu urc \u00een turn la Ileana Cos\u00e2nzeana, da\u2019 daca vine zmeul, sa sar drept pe tine si sa fugim.<br>Calul, ce sa zica, asta-i misia lui ingrata..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Fat Frumos urca, dupa un timp aud ciocanituri la usa. Fat Frumos se azv\u00e2rle pe fereastra.<br>Ileana se aranjeaza, deschide, c\u00e2nd colo, la usa, calul:<br>\u2013 Bai, spune-i lu\u2019 Fat Frumos c-afara ploua, asa ca-l astept aici.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4764\">CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC<\/a>\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mam\u0103, ast\u0103zi directorul \u015fcolii m-a l\u0103udat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mama, m\u00e2ndr\u0103 foarte tare de cele auzite, \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i \u015fi ce \u0163i-a spus?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i a zis c\u0103 suntem o clas\u0103 de m\u0103gari, dar eu sunt cel mai mare dintre to\u0163i!<ins><\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4764\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"867\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0043-867x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4203\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0043-867x1024.jpeg 867w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0043-254x300.jpeg 254w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0043-768x908.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0043.jpeg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 867px) 100vw, 867px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un b\u0103rbat \u00eensurat \u00ee\u015fi viziteaz\u0103 amanta care \u00eei propune: \u2013 Gheorghi\u0163\u0103, iubitule, \u00ee\u0163i st\u0103 foarte bine cu barba, dar tare a\u015f vrea s\u0103 te razi ca s\u0103-\u0163i pot admira frumosul chip \u00een voie! \u2013 Nu pot, draga mea, nevast\u0103-mea ador\u0103 barba asta! \u2013 Te rog, te rog! \u00eel implor\u0103 ea. \u2013 \u0162i-am zis c\u0103 nu &#8230; <a title=\"Un b\u0103rbat \u00eensurat\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4202\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un b\u0103rbat \u00eensurat\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4204,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4202"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4771,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4202\/revisions\/4771"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}