So\u0163ul, venind acas\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte so\u0163ia cu un amant. Scoate pistolul, zic\u00e2nd:
\u2013 Hai cu mine.
So\u0163ul \u00eei propune amantului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hai s\u0103 facem astfel: eu trag \u00een aer de dou\u0103 ori \u015fi c\u0103dem jos am\u00e2ndoi. La care din noi se va apropia mai \u00eent\u00e2i so\u0163ia mea, acela va r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu ea.
So\u0163ia aude dou\u0103 \u00eempu\u015fc\u0103turi. Prive\u015fte pe fereastr\u0103, apoi strig\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ioaneeeee, ie\u015fi de sub pat. Boii \u0103\u015ftia s-au \u00eempu\u015fcat unul pe altul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 e sunat pe nea\u0219teptate de un vecin curios:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce faci, Bul\u0103? \u00eentreab\u0103 acesta cu o voce vag intrigat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bine, excelent! Sunt \u00een Maldive, chiar acum, \u00eei r\u0103spunde Bul\u0103 non\u0219alant, ca \u0219i cum asta ar fi fost destina\u021bia lui obi\u0219nuit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u00cen Maldive? Ce faci acolo? \u00eentreab\u0103 vecinul, surprins \u0219i parc\u0103 pu\u021bin sceptic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Eh, distrac\u021bie, vacan\u021b\u0103, r\u0103spunde Bul\u0103, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 povestea c\u00e2t mai veridic\u0103. Mai o plaj\u0103, mai un cocktail, un sushi la apus\u2026 O via\u021b\u0103 frumoas\u0103, ce s\u0103 zic! Dar tu? Pe unde e\u0219ti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Eu? Sunt chiar \u00een spatele t\u0103u, la supermarket, \u00eei spune vecinul, chicotind. Voiam doar s\u0103 te \u00eentreb dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te ajut cu sacul \u0103la de cartofi p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So\u0163ul, venind acas\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte so\u0163ia cu un amant. Scoate pistolul, zic\u00e2nd:\u2013 Hai cu mine.So\u0163ul \u00eei propune amantului: \u2013 Hai s\u0103 facem astfel: eu trag \u00een aer de dou\u0103 ori \u015fi c\u0103dem jos am\u00e2ndoi. La care din noi se va apropia mai \u00eent\u00e2i so\u0163ia mea, acela va r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu ea.So\u0163ia aude dou\u0103 \u00eempu\u015fc\u0103turi. Prive\u015fte pe … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4196,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4195"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4197,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4195\/revisions\/4197"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}