{"id":4186,"date":"2024-11-13T08:03:55","date_gmt":"2024-11-13T08:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4186"},"modified":"2024-11-13T08:04:05","modified_gmt":"2024-11-13T08:04:05","slug":"bula-e-capitan-pe-vasul-titanic-intr-o-seara-ii-strange-pe-pasageri-si-le-spune-am-doua-vesti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4186","title":{"rendered":"Bula e capitan pe vasul Titanic.Intr-o seara ii strange pe pasageri si le spune: am doua vesti"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"636\" height=\"916\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0019.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0019.jpeg 636w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_0019-208x300.jpeg 208w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 636px) 100vw, 636px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un b\u0103rbat vrea s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la toaleta pentru b\u0103rba\u021bi.<br>\u00cen toalet\u0103 erau trei cabine, toate cu u\u0219ile \u00eenchise.<br>Bate la prima.<br>\u2013 Ocupat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Bate la a doua.<br>\u2013 Ocupat!<br>Bate la a treia. Din\u0103untru se aude o voce \u0219optit\u0103:<br>\u2013 Intr\u0103 repede \u0219i \u00eenchide u\u0219a\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centin\u0219i pe nisip, la plaj\u0103, so\u021bia \u00eei zice, m\u00e2ndr\u0103 de rela\u021biile sale, so\u021bului:<br>\u2013 Vezi, Mitic\u0103, dac\u0103 eu nu-l cuno\u0219team pe patronul hotelului, acum dormeam pe plaj\u0103!<br>\u2013 Ai dreptate, femeie, zice acesta g\u00e2nditor. Si eu am o rela\u021bie folositoare aici!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tu? Ce rela\u021bie?<br>\u2013 Salvamarul acela bine f\u0103cut.<br>\u2013 Si cu ce te poate ajuta el, adormitule?!<br>\u2013 Cum, cu ce? Dac\u0103 vreau eu, te salveaz\u0103 de la inec. Dac\u0103 nu ..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O familie are o echipa de zugravi la lucru.<br>Sotul aflat la serviciu isi suna sotia, care este acasa si ii supravegheaza pe muncitori:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Alo, drag\u0103, \u00een ce stadiu au ajuns zugravii? \u00ee\u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103 so\u0163ul consoarta, prin telefon.<br>\u2013 \u00centr-un stadiu foarte avansat, dragule. Tocmai au dat gata a doua lad\u0103 de bere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un b\u0103rbat vrea s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la toaleta pentru b\u0103rba\u021bi.\u00cen toalet\u0103 erau trei cabine, toate cu u\u0219ile \u00eenchise.Bate la prima.\u2013 Ocupat! Bate la a doua.\u2013 Ocupat!Bate la a treia. Din\u0103untru se aude o voce \u0219optit\u0103:\u2013 Intr\u0103 repede \u0219i \u00eenchide u\u0219a\u2026 \u00centin\u0219i pe nisip, la plaj\u0103, so\u021bia \u00eei zice, m\u00e2ndr\u0103 de rela\u021biile sale, so\u021bului:\u2013 Vezi, Mitic\u0103, dac\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"Bula e capitan pe vasul Titanic.Intr-o seara ii strange pe pasageri si le spune: am doua vesti\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4186\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula e capitan pe vasul Titanic.Intr-o seara ii strange pe pasageri si le spune: am doua vesti\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4188,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4186"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4189,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4186\/revisions\/4189"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}