{"id":4178,"date":"2024-11-12T11:50:54","date_gmt":"2024-11-12T11:50:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4178"},"modified":"2024-11-12T11:50:57","modified_gmt":"2024-11-12T11:50:57","slug":"ioane-ai-auzit-ca-vasile-l-a-parasit-nevasta-si-l-a-lasat-fara-nici-un-leu-apai-mai-gheo-sa-zica-multam-ca-si-a-mea-m-a-lasat-fara-nici-un-leu-dar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4178","title":{"rendered":"Ioane ai auzit ca Vasile l-a parasit nevasta si l-a lasat fara nici un leu? Apai mai Gheo sa zica multam ca si a mea m-a lasat fara nici un leu dar.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"995\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9981-1024x995.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9981-1024x995.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9981-300x292.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9981-768x746.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9981.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O blonda se plimba prin padure cu o bruneta. Deodata, apare un urs. Se suie amandoua intr-un copac inalt. Ursul incepe sa scuture copacul.<br>\u2013 Hai sa sarim, propune blonda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Nu ti-e frica? intreaba bruneta. De la inaltimea asta poti sa te faci praf.<br>\u2013 Eu pot chiar sa zbor, zice blonda.<br>\u2013 Cum a\u015fa? se minuneaza bruneta.<br>\u2013 Simplu! Am tampon cu aripioare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O blonda, o bruneta si o roscata sunt la detectorul de minciuni.<br>Bruneta spune:<br>\u2013 Ma gandeam ca sunt cea mai frumoasa femeie din lume<br>\u2013 \u201eBip\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Roscata zice:<br>\u2013 Ma gandeam ca sunt cea mai frumoas..<br>\u2013 \u201eBip\u201d<br>Blonda:<br>\u2013 Ma gandeam..<br>\u2013 \u201eBip\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O blonda se plimba prin padure cu o bruneta. Deodata, apare un urs. Se suie amandoua intr-un copac inalt. Ursul incepe sa scuture copacul.\u2013 Hai sa sarim, propune blonda. \u2013 Nu ti-e frica? intreaba bruneta. De la inaltimea asta poti sa te faci praf.\u2013 Eu pot chiar sa zbor, zice blonda.\u2013 Cum a\u015fa? se minuneaza &#8230; <a title=\"Ioane ai auzit ca Vasile l-a parasit nevasta si l-a lasat fara nici un leu? Apai mai Gheo sa zica multam ca si a mea m-a lasat fara nici un leu dar..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4178\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ioane ai auzit ca Vasile l-a parasit nevasta si l-a lasat fara nici un leu? Apai mai Gheo sa zica multam ca si a mea m-a lasat fara nici un leu dar..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4180,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4178"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4181,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4178\/revisions\/4181"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}