{"id":4164,"date":"2024-11-08T15:25:12","date_gmt":"2024-11-08T15:25:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4164"},"modified":"2024-11-08T15:25:15","modified_gmt":"2024-11-08T15:25:15","slug":"medicul-catre-pacient-am-sa-va-dau-si-o-trimitere-la-reumatolog-de-ce-intreaba-pacientulpentru-cu-v-am-tot-spus-sa-aduceti-adeverinta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4164","title":{"rendered":"Medicul catre pacient : Am sa va dau si o trimitere la reumatolog ! De ce? Intreaba pacientul\u2026Pentru cu v-am tot spus sa aduceti adeverinta"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"437\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9920.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4165\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9920.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9920-300x262.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Badea Gheorghe si badea Ion pe cate un deal fiecare cu oile lor. Badea Gheorghe curios din fire isi face mainile palnie si striga cat il tine gura catre badea Ion:<br>-Dapoi\u2026bade Ioane, fost-au ieri noapte la tine, la stana, lupii?<br>La care badea Ion foarte suparat raspunde:<br>-Ioi, o fost, sigur, dara, ca o fost.<br>Badea Gheorghe continua:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>-Dapoi i-a spune tu mie si ce ti-o facut lupii?<br>Badea Ion si mai dezamagit:<br>-Apoi ba, Gheo, mi-o luat fo cinci oi.<br>L-a care badea Gheorghe continua:<br>-Dapoi bine ba, Ioane, dora nu ai fi vrut sa iti aduca\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iepurasul se duce la vizuina lupului, da buzna inauntru, si-l ia pe Lupisor la intrebari: \u201eBai uratule! Ia cheama-l pe tactu!\u201d.<br>Apare Lupul: \u201eCe vrei ma?\u201d.<br>Iepurasul ii arde doi pumni (ZBANG! ZBANG!) si fuge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Lupul: \u201eMama, il nenorocesc pe asta, il rup, etc.\u201d.<br>A doua zi la fel, a treia \u2013 acelasi lucru, se enerveaza lupul si-l asteapta dupa usa.<br>Intra iepurele: \u201eUnde esti bai lupule?\u201d.<br>Il prinde Lupul de gat: \u201eAha, nemernicule ! Ia sa vezi ce omor iti dau eu acum!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Stai lupule, am dreptul la o ultima dorinta.<br>\u2013 Bine ma. Ce dorinta ai?.<br>\u2013 Pai vreau sa fac o pirueta, mie mi-a placut mult coregrafia, bla bla.<br>Ii da Lupul drumul, face iepurasul o pirueta, ii da doi pumni (ZBANG! ZBANG!), dupa care fuge.<br>Lupul, ganditor: \u201eBai, ce coregrafie tampita!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Badea Gheorghe si badea Ion pe cate un deal fiecare cu oile lor. Badea Gheorghe curios din fire isi face mainile palnie si striga cat il tine gura catre badea Ion:-Dapoi\u2026bade Ioane, fost-au ieri noapte la tine, la stana, lupii?La care badea Ion foarte suparat raspunde:-Ioi, o fost, sigur, dara, ca o fost.Badea Gheorghe continua: &#8230; <a title=\"Medicul catre pacient : Am sa va dau si o trimitere la reumatolog ! De ce? Intreaba pacientul\u2026Pentru cu v-am tot spus sa aduceti adeverinta\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4164\" aria-label=\"Read more about Medicul catre pacient : Am sa va dau si o trimitere la reumatolog ! De ce? 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