{"id":4160,"date":"2024-11-08T10:43:50","date_gmt":"2024-11-08T10:43:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4160"},"modified":"2024-11-08T10:43:53","modified_gmt":"2024-11-08T10:43:53","slug":"un-politist-patruleaza-noaptea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4160","title":{"rendered":"Un poli\u021bist patruleaz\u0103 noaptea\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"452\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9910.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4161\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9910.jpeg 452w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9910-212x300.jpeg 212w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 452px) 100vw, 452px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un bar intra un tip foarte mul\u0163umit:<br>\u2013 De baut la toata lumea. Fac cinste! Mi s-a n\u0103scut un fiu!<br>\u2013 Ce greutate?<br>\u2013 4 kg!<br>\u2013 Lungime?<br>\u2013 53 cm!<br>\u2013 Cum se simte so\u0163ia?<br>\u2013 Ea inca nu stie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula a imbatranit si a devenit om de serviciu la o intreprindere. Intr-o zi directorul il cheama si ii spune:<br>\u2013 Vreau sa faci luna pe aici pentru ca maine primim o vizita deosebita. Vine Angelina Jolie.<br>\u2013 Sigur ca da sefu\u2019. Angelina Jolie este prietena mea. Inainte sa fie cu Brad Pitt\u2026<br>\u2013 Cum poti sa spui asa ceva, Bula? Treci imediat la treaba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi, cand soseste Angelina Jolie, il vede pe Bula, se duce la el, il imbratiseaza si il saruta, spre stupoarea directorului.<br>\u2013 Bula, saptamana viitoare plecam in SUA. S-ar putea sa ne primeasca si Obama.<br>\u2013 Dar Obama este prietenul meu. Pot sa vin si eu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu prea convins, directorul accepta. Cum intra la Casa Alba si il vede Obama pe Bula, il imbratiseaza si se bucura foarte tare.<br>O noua delegatie\u2026 la Roma. Directorul, dupa experientele trecute, il ia si pe Bula. Intr-o zi trecand pe langa Vatican, il vede pe Bula la o fereastra alaturi de Papa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu-i vine sa creada. Opreste un trecator si-l intreaba:<br>\u2013 Nu va suparati, stiti cumva cine sunt persoanele de la fereastra?<br>\u2013 Despre unul dintre ei nu stiu nimic, dar celalalt este sigur Bula.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-un bar intra un tip foarte mul\u0163umit:\u2013 De baut la toata lumea. Fac cinste! Mi s-a n\u0103scut un fiu!\u2013 Ce greutate?\u2013 4 kg!\u2013 Lungime?\u2013 53 cm!\u2013 Cum se simte so\u0163ia?\u2013 Ea inca nu stie! Bula a imbatranit si a devenit om de serviciu la o intreprindere. Intr-o zi directorul il cheama si ii spune:\u2013 Vreau &#8230; <a title=\"Un poli\u021bist patruleaz\u0103 noaptea\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4160\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un poli\u021bist patruleaz\u0103 noaptea\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4162,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4160"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4163,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4160\/revisions\/4163"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}