{"id":4151,"date":"2024-11-07T16:57:10","date_gmt":"2024-11-07T16:57:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4151"},"modified":"2024-11-07T16:57:12","modified_gmt":"2024-11-07T16:57:12","slug":"m-am-intalnit-ieri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4151","title":{"rendered":"M-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit ieri \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"551\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9870.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4152\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9870.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9870-300x230.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Intr-un compartiment de tren, un francez, un roman, un englez si o rusoaica<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa ce intra trenul intr-un tunel se aude un pupat prelung si zgomotos urmat de un lipait zdravan de palma.<br>Ce gandeau fiecare:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Rusoaica, stergandu-se pe buze: care o fi nesimtitul care m-a sarutat ??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Englezul: ce penibil! profiti de o doamna la adapostul intunericului\u2026..!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Francezul, frecandu-si obrazul: cine dracu` m-o fi pocnit ??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Romanul, prefacandu-se ca doarme: la urmatorul tunel o pup iar si il pocnesc pe englez !!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ram\u00e2ne blocat si c\u00e2nd se ridica, este rosu ca racu. Putin mai t\u00e2rziu, se duce \u00een bucatarie sa mai aduca ceva de baut iar nevasta lui Gheo vine dupa el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ti-a placut ce ai vazut? \u00eentreaba Maria. Daca ti-a placut, atunci cu 100 sa ma faci. Vineri dupamasa \u00ceon este la c\u00e2mp si putem sa ne-o punem!<br>Gheorghe face niste calcule si accepta. Vineri, vine Gheorghe la Maria, \u00eei face felul si \u00eei da 100.<br>C\u00e2nd vine \u00ceon de la lucru, o \u00eentreaba direct pe Maria:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A trecut astazi cumva Gheorghe pe aici si ti-a dat 100?<br>Marie blocata, recunoaste:<br>-Da\u2026<br>-Foarte bine pentru ca m-a rugat de dimineata sa-l \u00eemprumut cu niste bani si i-am dat 100.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-un compartiment de tren, un francez, un roman, un englez si o rusoaica Dupa ce intra trenul intr-un tunel se aude un pupat prelung si zgomotos urmat de un lipait zdravan de palma.Ce gandeau fiecare: \u2013 Rusoaica, stergandu-se pe buze: care o fi nesimtitul care m-a sarutat ?? \u2013 Englezul: ce penibil! profiti de o &#8230; <a title=\"M-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit ieri \u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4151\" aria-label=\"Read more about M-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit ieri \u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4153,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4151"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4154,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4151\/revisions\/4154"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}