{"id":4146,"date":"2024-11-07T14:15:47","date_gmt":"2024-11-07T14:15:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4146"},"modified":"2024-11-07T14:15:50","modified_gmt":"2024-11-07T14:15:50","slug":"un-detinut-ii-spune-colegului-de-celula-bai-cand-mergeam-la-masa-imi-vine-sa-rad-de-ce-ma-spune-celalalt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4146","title":{"rendered":"Un detinut ii spune colegului de celula : Bai cand mergeam la masa imi vine sa rad. De ce ma, spune celalalt"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1006\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9865-1024x1006.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4147\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9865-1024x1006.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9865-300x295.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9865-768x755.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9865.jpeg 1040w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ion si Maria se intorc de la coasa, fiecare cu cate o coasa pe umar.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merg pe marginea drumului. Trece un&nbsp;<strong>motociclist<\/strong>. Maria:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ia uite Ioane, ala n-avea cap<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum sa n-aiba? Pleaca de-aici ca esti proasta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai trece un timp. \u00cenca un motociclist. Maria<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Zau,&nbsp;<strong>Ioane<\/strong>, nici asta n-avea cap!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum sa n-aiba cap? Mai taci dracului din gura.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peste un timp, alt motociclist.&nbsp;<strong>Maria<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hai ma Ioane, daca-ti zic ca nici asta n-avea cap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Taci dracului din gura si \u00eentoarce coasa pe partea cealalta.\ud83d\ude20<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Doi ardeleni calatoreau cu trenul. Vine conductorul.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013&nbsp;<strong>Biletele&nbsp;<\/strong>la control, va rog!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ma,&nbsp;<strong>Gheorghe<\/strong>, noi avem belet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 N-avem belet, domn controlor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bani de amenda aveti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ma, Gheorghe, bani de amenda avem?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 N-avem bani, domn&nbsp;<strong>controlor<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Va bateti joc de mine? Bilet nu aveti,&nbsp;<strong>bani&nbsp;<\/strong>nu aveti. Atunci, ce dracu\u2019 aveti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce-avem, ma Gheorghe?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Avem\u00a0<strong>abonament<\/strong>.\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion si Maria se intorc de la coasa, fiecare cu cate o coasa pe umar.&nbsp; Merg pe marginea drumului. Trece un&nbsp;motociclist. Maria: \u2013 Ia uite Ioane, ala n-avea cap \u2013 Cum sa n-aiba? Pleaca de-aici ca esti proasta. 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