{"id":414,"date":"2024-05-03T11:52:20","date_gmt":"2024-05-03T11:52:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=414"},"modified":"2024-05-03T11:52:20","modified_gmt":"2024-05-03T11:52:20","slug":"gigel-ti-ai-facut-tema","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=414","title":{"rendered":"Gigel, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"849\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot_2024-05-03-14-43-47-232_com.miui_.gallery-edit-849x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot_2024-05-03-14-43-47-232_com.miui_.gallery-edit-849x1024.jpg 849w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot_2024-05-03-14-43-47-232_com.miui_.gallery-edit-249x300.jpg 249w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot_2024-05-03-14-43-47-232_com.miui_.gallery-edit-768x926.jpg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot_2024-05-03-14-43-47-232_com.miui_.gallery-edit.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 849px) 100vw, 849px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>La \u015fcoal\u0103, profesoara de matematic\u0103:<br>\u2013 Gigel, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema?<br>\u2013 Nu.<br>\u2013 Stai jos, 4!<br>\u2013 Costel, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema?<br>\u2013 Mi-am uitat caietul acas\u0103\u2026<br>\u2013 Stai jos, 4!<br>\u2013 Bul\u0103, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema?<br>\u2013 Nu, pentru c\u0103 ieri, a trebuit s\u0103 merg dup\u0103 frate-miu, care tocmai s-a eliberat din pu\u015fc\u0103rie\u2026<br>\u2013 Aaa! Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 intimidezi? Stai jos, 6!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>      CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TOARELE GLUME \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>So\u021bul se intoarce, sup\u0103rat foc, de la spital unde este internat\u0103 soacra. So\u021bia \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te \u00een u\u0219\u0103:<br>\u2013 Cum se simte mama?<br>\u2013 Mama ta este s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 ca un cal, \u00een curand va fi externat\u0103 \u0219i va r\u0103m\u00e2ne la noi!<br>\u2013 Nu \u00een\u021beleg\u2026 Ieri medicul mi-a spus c\u0103 nu e bine deloc.<br>\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu ce ai vorbit tu cu doctorul, dar mie mi-a spus s\u0103 m\u0103 pregatesc pentru ce este mai r\u0103u!<br>***<br>\u2013 Vii weekend-ul viitor la mare?<br>\u2013 Nu pot, trebuie s\u0103 merg la o nunt\u0103, chiar dac\u0103 nu am chef.<br>\u2013 Hai fat\u0103, poate pleci mai devreme.<br>\u2013 Ok, arunc buchetul \u0219i vin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Dou\u0103 femei se int\u00eelnesc dup\u0103 o perioada in care nu s-au v\u0103zut deloc:<br>\u2013 Am auzit c\u0103 so\u021bul t\u0103u a murit, condolean\u021be.<br>\u2013 A\u0219a e. Fix la 3 luni dup\u0103 nunt\u0103.<br>\u2013 \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu s-a chinuit mult \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La \u015fcoal\u0103, profesoara de matematic\u0103:\u2013 Gigel, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema?\u2013 Nu.\u2013 Stai jos, 4!\u2013 Costel, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema?\u2013 Mi-am uitat caietul acas\u0103\u2026\u2013 Stai jos, 4!\u2013 Bul\u0103, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema?\u2013 Nu, pentru c\u0103 ieri, a trebuit s\u0103 merg dup\u0103 frate-miu, care tocmai s-a eliberat din pu\u015fc\u0103rie\u2026\u2013 Aaa! Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 intimidezi? Stai jos, 6! 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