{"id":4139,"date":"2024-11-07T12:24:54","date_gmt":"2024-11-07T12:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4139"},"modified":"2024-11-07T12:24:57","modified_gmt":"2024-11-07T12:24:57","slug":"cine-e-fufa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4139","title":{"rendered":"Cine e fufa\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"365\" height=\"318\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9854.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4140\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9854.jpeg 365w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9854-300x261.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 365px) 100vw, 365px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ion si Maria se intorc de la coasa, fiecare cu cate o coasa pe umar.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merg pe marginea drumului. Trece un&nbsp;<strong>motociclist<\/strong>. Maria:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ia uite Ioane, ala n-avea cap<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum sa n-aiba? Pleaca de-aici ca esti proasta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai trece un timp. \u00cenca un motociclist. Maria<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Zau,&nbsp;<strong>Ioane<\/strong>, nici asta n-avea cap!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum sa n-aiba cap? Mai taci dracului din gura.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peste un timp, alt motociclist.&nbsp;<strong>Maria<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hai ma Ioane, daca-ti zic ca nici asta n-avea cap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Taci dracului din gura si \u00eentoarce coasa pe partea cealalta.\ud83d\ude20<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Doi ardeleni calatoreau cu trenul. Vine conductorul.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013&nbsp;<strong>Biletele&nbsp;<\/strong>la control, va rog!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ma,&nbsp;<strong>Gheorghe<\/strong>, noi avem belet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 N-avem belet, domn controlor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bani de amenda aveti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ma, Gheorghe, bani de amenda avem?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 N-avem bani, domn&nbsp;<strong>controlor<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Va bateti joc de mine? Bilet nu aveti,&nbsp;<strong>bani&nbsp;<\/strong>nu aveti. Atunci, ce dracu\u2019 aveti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce-avem, ma Gheorghe?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Avem\u00a0<strong>abonament<\/strong>.\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion si Maria se intorc de la coasa, fiecare cu cate o coasa pe umar.&nbsp; Merg pe marginea drumului. Trece un&nbsp;motociclist. Maria: \u2013 Ia uite Ioane, ala n-avea cap \u2013 Cum sa n-aiba? Pleaca de-aici ca esti proasta. Mai trece un timp. \u00cenca un motociclist. Maria \u2013 Zau,&nbsp;Ioane, nici asta n-avea cap! \u2013 Cum sa &#8230; <a title=\"Cine e fufa\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4139\" aria-label=\"Read more about Cine e fufa\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4141,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4139"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4142,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4139\/revisions\/4142"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}