{"id":4135,"date":"2024-11-07T10:07:11","date_gmt":"2024-11-07T10:07:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4135"},"modified":"2024-11-07T10:07:14","modified_gmt":"2024-11-07T10:07:14","slug":"alo-ioane-da-mai-gheorghe-noi-aseara-bere-am-baut-am-baut-da-palinca-am-baut-da-vin-da-combustibil-am-baut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4135","title":{"rendered":"Alo Ioane ! Da mai Gheorghe! Noi aseara bere am baut? Am baut! Da palinca? Am baut! Da vin? Da combustibil am baut??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"961\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9849-961x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4136\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9849-961x1024.jpeg 961w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9849-281x300.jpeg 281w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9849-768x819.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9849.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 961px) 100vw, 961px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Florin Piersic se angajeaza salvamar pe litoral.<br>Fiind o persoana foarte cunoscuta lumea s-a adunat in jurul lui pe plaja, iar acesta a inceput sa le povesteasca intamplari petrecute pe platoul de filmare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>In timp ce dansul povestea multimii, din largul marii se aude:<br>\u2013 Ajutoooor! Ajutooor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Florin Piersic, insa nu il baga in seama si continua de relatat povestea turistilor.<br>\u2013 Ajutoor ma inec! se aude din nou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>De data acesta Piersic se uita in larg si vede un barbat care da disperat din maini.<br>\u2013 Ma puiule ai rabdare, iti fac eu semn cand sa aplauzi! striga Piersic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Doi vecini discut\u0103:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ascult\u0103,&nbsp;<strong>vecine<\/strong>! C\u00e2nd este ziua ta de&nbsp;<strong>na\u0219tere<\/strong>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 De ce intrebi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 As vrea s\u0103-\u021bi ofer o&nbsp;<strong>perdea&nbsp;<\/strong>pentru geam ca s\u0103 nu fiu nevoit s\u0103 v\u0103d ce faci cu&nbsp;<strong>so\u021bia&nbsp;<\/strong>ta dezbr\u0103cat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Aha\u2026 \u0219i ziua ta de na\u0219tere c\u00e2nd este?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 De ce intrebi, vecine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A\u0219 vrea s\u0103-\u021bi ofer o pereche de&nbsp;<strong>ochelari<\/strong>, ca s\u0103 vezi a cui nevast\u0103 este cea pe care o vezi in&nbsp;<strong>apartamentul&nbsp;<\/strong>meu.\ud83d\ude03\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sunt bancuri si trebuie tratate ca atare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Florin Piersic se angajeaza salvamar pe litoral.Fiind o persoana foarte cunoscuta lumea s-a adunat in jurul lui pe plaja, iar acesta a inceput sa le povesteasca intamplari petrecute pe platoul de filmare. In timp ce dansul povestea multimii, din largul marii se aude:\u2013 Ajutoooor! Ajutooor! Florin Piersic, insa nu il baga in seama si continua &#8230; <a title=\"Alo Ioane ! Da mai Gheorghe! Noi aseara bere am baut? Am baut! Da palinca? Am baut! Da vin? Da combustibil am baut??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4135\" aria-label=\"Read more about Alo Ioane ! Da mai Gheorghe! Noi aseara bere am baut? Am baut! Da palinca? Am baut! Da vin? 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