{"id":4131,"date":"2024-11-07T08:07:10","date_gmt":"2024-11-07T08:07:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4131"},"modified":"2024-11-07T08:07:13","modified_gmt":"2024-11-07T08:07:13","slug":"gheorghe-de-ma-ei-de-nevasta-ma-poti-pupa-in-trei-locuri-unde-or-fi-astea-trei-locuri-tu-casandra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4131","title":{"rendered":"Gheorghe de ma ei de nevasta ma poti pupa in trei locuri! Unde or fi astea trei locuri tu Casandra??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"679\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9844-1024x679.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4132\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9844-1024x679.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9844-300x199.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9844-768x509.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9844.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un doctor aude la telefon vocea familiara a unui coleg:<br>\u2013 Avem nevoie de un al patrulea la poker.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Vin imediat, zice doctorul. Pe cand se imbraca, sotia intreaba:<br>\u2013 E ceva grav?<br>\u2013 Desigur. Deja sunt trei doctori acolo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne repetent.<br>Nervos \u0219i foarte dezam\u0103git, tac\u2019su \u00eel amenin\u021b\u0103:<br>\u2013 Bul\u0103, de acum o s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021bi 25 de ore pe zi!<br>\u2013 Dar tata\u2026.<br>\u2013 Nici un dar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Tat\u0103, ziua are doar 24 de ore.<br>\u2013 Hmmm\u2026. p\u0103i \u00een cazul \u0103sta m\u0103i Bul\u0103 \u2026 te treze\u0219ti cu o or\u0103 mai devreme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>O tipa din Europa de Vest vine in Romania<\/strong>&nbsp;pentru ca auzise de virilitatea ciobanilor romani. Se duce la o stana si il roaga pe cioban sa \u201co multumeasca\u201d o data ca sa se convinga si ea daca ce auzise era adevarat sau nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ciobanul ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar tu ai vazut vreodata Ceahlaul la apus?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Apai du-te si vezi, ca minunatie mai mare greu gasesti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa o saptamana se intoarce gagica:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am vazut Ceahlaul, e intr-adevar frumos, dar eu am venit aici pentru altceva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar Muntii Apuseni i-ai vazut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu i-am vazut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Meri si-i vezi, ca e o priveliste faina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa ce o plimba ciobanul prin toata Romania, gagica nervoasa ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bai ciobane, am vazut tot ce mi-ai zis si sincera sa fiu m-am plictisit de atatea peisaje.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un doctor aude la telefon vocea familiara a unui coleg:\u2013 Avem nevoie de un al patrulea la poker. \u2013 Vin imediat, zice doctorul. Pe cand se imbraca, sotia intreaba:\u2013 E ceva grav?\u2013 Desigur. Deja sunt trei doctori acolo! Bul\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne repetent.Nervos \u0219i foarte dezam\u0103git, tac\u2019su \u00eel amenin\u021b\u0103:\u2013 Bul\u0103, de acum o s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021bi 25 de &#8230; <a title=\"Gheorghe de ma ei de nevasta ma poti pupa in trei locuri! Unde or fi astea trei locuri tu Casandra??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4131\" aria-label=\"Read more about Gheorghe de ma ei de nevasta ma poti pupa in trei locuri! 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