{"id":4123,"date":"2024-11-06T15:46:22","date_gmt":"2024-11-06T15:46:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4123"},"modified":"2024-11-06T15:46:25","modified_gmt":"2024-11-06T15:46:25","slug":"vasile-si-maria-s-au-casatorit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4123","title":{"rendered":"Vasile si Maria s-au casatorit\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"840\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9815-1024x840.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4124\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9815-1024x840.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9815-300x246.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9815-768x630.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9815.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Mi-ai stricat tinere\u0163ea! \u2013 a spus femeia.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Iar tu mi-ai m\u00e2ncat viata \u2013 a spus b\u0103rbatul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ai b\u0103ut, ai fumat, m-ai batjocorit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 M-ai cic\u0103lit, m-ai certat \u015fi m-ai lovit cu tigaia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 E\u015fti un nimic \u00een pat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Iar tu \u00een pat e\u015fti ca un cub de ghea\u0163\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 C\u00e2\u015ftigi foarte pu\u0163in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Iar tu cheltui prea mult.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu mi-ai cump\u0103ra niciodat\u0103 o blan\u0103 sau un parfum. Ce s\u0103 vorbim, nici m\u0103car flori nu mi-ai adus niciodat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Iar tu m\u0103 hr\u0103ne\u015fti ca pe un c\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mi-ai transformat via\u0163a \u00eentr-un lung \u015fir de suferin\u0163e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tu mi-ai otr\u0103vit via\u0163a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Deci, asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 suntem chit, dragul meu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da, soarele meu\u2026 Nici o sup\u0103rare!\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un t\u00e2n\u0103r pictor face o vizit\u0103 pe la galeria unde avea expuse picturile.&nbsp;<\/strong>Ajuns acolo, i se adreseaza responsabilului:\u2013 Ei, ce crezi, au succes lucr\u0103rile mele?\u2013&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am o veste bun\u0103 \u015fi una proast\u0103. S\u0103 \u00eencepem cu cea bun\u0103. Ieri a venit un domn \u015fi s-a interesat de valoarea picturilor tale post-mortem\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I-am explicat ce \u015fi cum, iar tipul a venit a doua zi la prima or\u0103 \u015fi a cump\u0103rat toate lucr\u0103rile tale\u2026\u2013 \u015ei cea proast\u0103?\u2013 Dup\u0103 aceea am aflat c\u0103 domnul respectiv era chiar doctorul t\u0103u\u2026\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mi-ai stricat tinere\u0163ea! \u2013 a spus femeia.&nbsp; \u2013 Iar tu mi-ai m\u00e2ncat viata \u2013 a spus b\u0103rbatul. \u2013 Ai b\u0103ut, ai fumat, m-ai batjocorit. \u2013 M-ai cic\u0103lit, m-ai certat \u015fi m-ai lovit cu tigaia. \u2013 E\u015fti un nimic \u00een pat. \u2013 Iar tu \u00een pat e\u015fti ca un cub de ghea\u0163\u0103! \u2013 C\u00e2\u015ftigi foarte pu\u0163in. &#8230; <a title=\"Vasile si Maria s-au casatorit\u00a0\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4123\" aria-label=\"Read more about Vasile si Maria s-au casatorit\u00a0\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4125,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4126,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4123\/revisions\/4126"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}