{"id":4119,"date":"2024-11-06T13:47:19","date_gmt":"2024-11-06T13:47:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4119"},"modified":"2024-11-06T13:47:22","modified_gmt":"2024-11-06T13:47:22","slug":"maria-discuta-cu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4119","title":{"rendered":"Maria discut\u0103 cu \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"916\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9799-916x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4120\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9799-916x1024.jpeg 916w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9799-268x300.jpeg 268w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9799-768x859.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9799.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 916px) 100vw, 916px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Sotul devenise cam palid, dar spuse:<br>\u2013 Da, motanel, dar la bar au tot felul de gustari delicioase\u2026 Nu stau mult, vin imediat. Promit. Ok?<br>\u2013 Vrei gustari papusel?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Deschise cuptorul si scoase 5 tavi cu diverse gustari aburinde: aripioare de pui, ciuperci, coaste de porc\u2026<br>\u2013 Dar, draga mea\u2026 la bar\u2026 stii, se mai injura, se vorbeste urat\u2026<br>\u2013 Vrei vorbe urate draga?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Auzi, ba, coaie! Bea-ti in p**a mea berea in nenorocita aia de halba inghetata si manca-ti cacatele de gustari, pentru ca esti insurat si nu mergi nicaieri!!! Clar, nenorocitule?!\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La un spital de nebuni, apare un doctor care vrea sa mai elibereze cativa dintre ei<br>Vine unu\u2019 care tragea un bocanc dupa el.&nbsp;<br>Unul din infirmieri ii spune doctorului ca acesta crede ca trage un caine.<br>Doctoru\u2019 intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ce tragi bai, dupa tine?<br>-Un bocanc!!!<br>Doctoru\u2019 pleaca.\u00a0<br>Nebunu\u2019:<br>-Hai, Grivei, ca l-am pacalit!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sotul devenise cam palid, dar spuse:\u2013 Da, motanel, dar la bar au tot felul de gustari delicioase\u2026 Nu stau mult, vin imediat. Promit. Ok?\u2013 Vrei gustari papusel? Deschise cuptorul si scoase 5 tavi cu diverse gustari aburinde: aripioare de pui, ciuperci, coaste de porc\u2026\u2013 Dar, draga mea\u2026 la bar\u2026 stii, se mai injura, se vorbeste &#8230; <a title=\"Maria discut\u0103 cu \u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4119\" aria-label=\"Read more about Maria discut\u0103 cu \u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4121,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4119"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4122,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4119\/revisions\/4122"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}