{"id":4111,"date":"2024-11-06T09:37:17","date_gmt":"2024-11-06T09:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4111"},"modified":"2024-11-06T09:37:20","modified_gmt":"2024-11-06T09:37:20","slug":"o-maicuta-pleaca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4111","title":{"rendered":"o m\u0103icu\u021ba pleac\u0103\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"787\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9790-787x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4112\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9790-787x1024.jpeg 787w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9790-231x300.jpeg 231w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9790-768x999.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9790.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 787px) 100vw, 787px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Trece pe strada un cortegiu funerar foarte ciudat: dupa dric urma un tip, un caine fioros si, la mare distanta vreo cincizeci de oameni.<br>Un tip se apropie si intreaba:<br>-Cine a murit ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>-Soacra-mea, raspunde tipul, a muscat-o cainele asta.<br>-Nu-mi imprumuti si mie cainele?<br>-Ba da, dar aseaza-te la coada\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u0163ul \u015fi so\u0163ia c\u0103l\u0103toresc cu trenul.<br>La un moment dat, v\u0103d pe c\u00e2mp c\u00e2teva vaci \u015fi c\u00e2\u0163iva porci, la care so\u0163ul:<br>\u2013 Neamuri de ale tale?<br>So\u0163ia:<br>\u2013 Da, socrii mei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un b\u0103tr\u00e2nel se plimba prin parc flutur\u00e2nd nedumerit \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 re\u0163eta<\/strong>&nbsp;pe care tocmai o primise de la medicul de familie. Vede o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 m\u0103mic\u0103 ce tocmai \u00ee\u015fi al\u0103pta sugarul \u015fi se apropie timid:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doamn\u0103, v\u0103 rog, citi\u0163i-mi&nbsp;<strong>re\u0163eta<\/strong>, c\u0103 mi-am uitat acas\u0103&nbsp;<strong>ochelarii<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Amabil\u0103, t\u00e2n\u0103ra se conformeaz\u0103 \u015fi tresare, privindu-l pe b\u0103tr\u00e2n lung, cu mil\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce ai s\u0103 faci, tataie, c\u0103 uite, doctorul \u0163i-a prescris lapte de mam\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai, nu ne-am putea \u00een\u0163elege? Pofti\u0163i dou\u0103zeci de lei, ar trebui s\u0103 ajung\u0103, eu sunt&nbsp;<strong>pensionar militar&nbsp;<\/strong>\u015fi Boc tocmai ne-a t\u0103iat pensia la jum\u0103tate\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine, cred c\u0103 se poate, dar nu aici, \u00een public. Haide\u0163i la mine, locuiesc \u00een apropiere \u015fi so\u0163ul e plecat la serviciu. \u015ei apoi, pe criza asta, orice b\u0103nu\u0163 conteaz\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajun\u015fi la destina\u0163ie, t\u00e2n\u0103ra culc\u0103 bebelu\u015ful, vine l\u00e2ng\u0103 mo\u015f, \u00ee\u015fi dezvele\u015fte s\u00e2nul \u015fi omul \u00eencepe s\u0103 sug\u0103 cu sete, plesc\u0103ind de pl\u0103cere. \u00cennebunit\u0103 de senza\u0163ii, ea \u00eel m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie pe cap \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tataie, nu vrei \u015fi altceva?Ba da. Un corn\u2026\ud83d\ude17<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trece pe strada un cortegiu funerar foarte ciudat: dupa dric urma un tip, un caine fioros si, la mare distanta vreo cincizeci de oameni.Un tip se apropie si intreaba:-Cine a murit ? -Soacra-mea, raspunde tipul, a muscat-o cainele asta.-Nu-mi imprumuti si mie cainele?-Ba da, dar aseaza-te la coada\u2026 So\u0163ul \u015fi so\u0163ia c\u0103l\u0103toresc cu trenul.La un &#8230; <a title=\"o m\u0103icu\u021ba pleac\u0103\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4111\" aria-label=\"Read more about o m\u0103icu\u021ba pleac\u0103\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4113,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4114,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4111\/revisions\/4114"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}