{"id":4105,"date":"2024-11-06T07:56:45","date_gmt":"2024-11-06T07:56:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4105"},"modified":"2024-11-06T07:56:45","modified_gmt":"2024-11-06T07:56:45","slug":"o-nevasta-se-plange","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4105","title":{"rendered":"o nevasta se plange"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"740\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9786-1-740x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4107\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9786-1-740x1024.jpeg 740w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9786-1-217x300.jpeg 217w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9786-1-768x1063.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9786-1-1110x1536.jpeg 1110w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9786-1.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Un\u00a0<strong>ardelean\u00a0<\/strong>vine acas\u0103 mai devreme de la\u00a0<strong>camp\u00a0<\/strong>\u015fi aude zgomote \u00een dormitor.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se duce \u00een fug\u0103 \u015fi-\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte nevasta, \u00eentins\u0103 pe pat, transpirat\u0103 \u015fi g\u00e2f\u00e2ind\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce-i m\u0103 nevast\u0103, ce ai?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am infarct\u2026. zice ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ardeleanul d\u0103 s\u0103 fug\u0103 afar\u0103 s\u0103 cheme pe&nbsp;<strong>doctor<\/strong>, c\u00eend copilul lui de 4 ani zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tat\u0103, tat\u0103, unchiu\u2019 Gheorghe este sub pat\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ardeleanul fuge \u00eenapoi, ridic\u0103 p\u0103tura \u015fi-l vede pe Gheorghe sub pat \u015fi zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i bine m\u0103 nenorocitule, nevast\u0103-mea moare de&nbsp;<strong>inim\u0103&nbsp;<\/strong>\u015fi tu umbli ca un bezmetic prin cas\u0103, de-mi sperii&nbsp;<strong>copilul<\/strong>\u2026\ud83d\ude1b\ud83d\ude1b\ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Se apropie ziua de nastere a soacrei iar ginerele nu stie ce cadou sa-i faca.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In cele din urma s-a decis si i-a rezervat cel mai fain loc din cimitir.A mai trecut un an, din nou ziua de&nbsp;<strong>nastere&nbsp;<\/strong>a soacrei. De aceasta data nici un cadou.Soacra intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scumpul meu ginerica, gata, nu mai mai iubesti?\u2013 Ba da,\u00a0<strong>mama<\/strong>, cum sa nu te\u00a0<strong>iubesc<\/strong>? Doar ca sunt un pic suparat, deoarece nu te-ai folosit de cadoul meu de anul trecut!\ud83d\ude27<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un\u00a0ardelean\u00a0vine acas\u0103 mai devreme de la\u00a0camp\u00a0\u015fi aude zgomote \u00een dormitor.\u00a0 Se duce \u00een fug\u0103 \u015fi-\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte nevasta, \u00eentins\u0103 pe pat, transpirat\u0103 \u015fi g\u00e2f\u00e2ind\u2026&nbsp; \u2013 Ce-i m\u0103 nevast\u0103, ce ai? \u2013 Am infarct\u2026. zice ea. Ardeleanul d\u0103 s\u0103 fug\u0103 afar\u0103 s\u0103 cheme pe&nbsp;doctor, c\u00eend copilul lui de 4 ani zice: \u2013 Tat\u0103, tat\u0103, unchiu\u2019 Gheorghe este &#8230; <a title=\"o nevasta se plange\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4105\" aria-label=\"Read more about o nevasta se plange\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4105"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4109,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4105\/revisions\/4109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}