{"id":4099,"date":"2024-11-05T16:44:01","date_gmt":"2024-11-05T16:44:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4099"},"modified":"2024-11-05T16:44:03","modified_gmt":"2024-11-05T16:44:03","slug":"profesoara-de-unde-ai-ceasul-asta-de-aur-bula-bula-l-am-castigat-la-un-maraton-profesoara-cate-persoane-au-participat-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4099","title":{"rendered":"Profesoara: De unde ai ceasul asta de aur Bula? Bula: L-am castigat la un maraton. Profesoara: Cate persoane au participat??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"955\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9761-1024x955.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4100\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9761-1024x955.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9761-300x280.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9761-768x716.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9761.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Blonda vine acasa de la medic.<br>\u2013 Ce ti-a zis doctorul? intreaba sotul ei.<br>\u2013 A zis: trei sute de lei.<br>\u2013 Nu, voiam sa te intreb ce ai?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Aveam doua sute.<br>\u2013 Nu, voiam sa te intreb ce problema ai?<br>\u2013 Problema era ca imi lipseau o suta de lei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scumpul meu ginerica, gata, nu mai mai iubesti?<br>Se apropie ziua de nastere a soacrei iar ginerele nu stie ce cadou sa-i faca. In cele din urma s-a decis si i-a rezervat cel mai fain loc din cimitir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>A mai trecut un an, din nou ziua de nastere a soacrei. De aceasta data nici un cadou. Soacra intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scumpul meu ginerica, gata, nu mai mai iubesti?<br>\u2013 Ba da, mama, cum sa nu te iubesc? Doar ca sunt un pic suparat, deoarece nu te-ai folosit de cadoul meu de anul trecut!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un politist vede un automat, se apropie de el si baga o fisa.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deodata apare un pahar si \u00eencepe sa curga cafea. Politistul ia paharu, \u00eel bea si mai baga o fisa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Din nou apare un pahar, curge cafeaua pe care o bea politistul si actiunea se repeta de mai multe ori pina c\u00e2nd \u00een spatele politistului se formeaza o coada destul de mare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La un moment dat o batrina \u00eel \u00eentreaba pe politist:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Domnu\u00b4 politist ne lasati si pe noi sa bem o cafea, ca de o ora stam la coada???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blonda vine acasa de la medic.\u2013 Ce ti-a zis doctorul? intreaba sotul ei.\u2013 A zis: trei sute de lei.\u2013 Nu, voiam sa te intreb ce ai? \u2013 Aveam doua sute.\u2013 Nu, voiam sa te intreb ce problema ai?\u2013 Problema era ca imi lipseau o suta de lei. Scumpul meu ginerica, gata, nu mai mai iubesti?Se &#8230; <a title=\"Profesoara: De unde ai ceasul asta de aur Bula? Bula: L-am castigat la un maraton. 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