O student\u0103 d\u0103 un examen la logic\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profesorul o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sunt 500 de c\u0103r\u0103mizi \u00eentr-un avion. Una cade, c\u00e2te mai r\u0103m\u00e2n?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Studenta<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 499.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profesorul:
\u2013 A\u0219a este! \u00cen c\u00e2te mi\u0219c\u0103ri vei pune un elefant \u00een frigider?
Studenta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Trei \u2013 deschizi frigiderul, \u00eempingi elefantul \u00een\u0103untru, \u00eenchizi frigiderul.
Profesorul:
\u2013 A\u0219a este! \u0218i din c\u00e2te mi\u0219c\u0103ri bagi o giraf\u0103 \u00een frigider?
Studenta:
\u2013 Patru, deschizi frigiderul, sco\u021bi elefantul, bagi girafa \u0219i \u00eenchizi frigiderul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profesorul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A\u0219a este! Toate animalele au mers la ziua de na\u0219tere a leului\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cine lipse\u0219te?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Studenta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Girafa. Este \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een frigider.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profesorul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A\u0219a este! Bunica vrea s\u0103 traverseze mla\u0219tina care este plin\u0103 cu crocodili. C\u00e2\u021bi crocodili sunt \u00een mla\u0219tin\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Studenta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nici unul, to\u021bi sunt la ziua de na\u0219tere a leului!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profesorul:
\u2013 A\u0219a este! Bunica totu\u0219i traverseaz\u0103 mla\u0219tina, dar moare! De ce?
Studenta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Fractur\u0103 de craniu.
Profesor: Cum asta ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Studenta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Caramida de la prima \u00eentrebare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Profesor: Ie\u0219i \u00een mama matii afar\u0103, ai un 9\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
O student\u0103 d\u0103 un examen la logic\u0103. Profesorul o \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 Sunt 500 de c\u0103r\u0103mizi \u00eentr-un avion. Una cade, c\u00e2te mai r\u0103m\u00e2n? Studenta \u2013 499. Profesorul:\u2013 A\u0219a este! \u00cen c\u00e2te mi\u0219c\u0103ri vei pune un elefant \u00een frigider?Studenta: \u2013 Trei \u2013 deschizi frigiderul, \u00eempingi elefantul \u00een\u0103untru, \u00eenchizi frigiderul.Profesorul:\u2013 A\u0219a este! \u0218i din c\u00e2te mi\u0219c\u0103ri bagi o … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4090,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4089"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4091,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4089\/revisions\/4091"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}