Bul\u0103 e sunat pe nea\u0219teptate de un vecin curios:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce faci, Bul\u0103? \u00eentreab\u0103 acesta cu o voce vag intrigat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bine, excelent! Sunt \u00een Maldive, chiar acum, \u00eei r\u0103spunde Bul\u0103 non\u0219alant, ca \u0219i cum asta ar fi fost destina\u021bia lui obi\u0219nuit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u00cen Maldive? Ce faci acolo? \u00eentreab\u0103 vecinul, surprins \u0219i parc\u0103 pu\u021bin sceptic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Eh, distrac\u021bie, vacan\u021b\u0103, r\u0103spunde Bul\u0103, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 povestea c\u00e2t mai veridic\u0103. Mai o plaj\u0103, mai un cocktail, un sushi la apus\u2026 O via\u021b\u0103 frumoas\u0103, ce s\u0103 zic! Dar tu? Pe unde e\u0219ti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Eu? Sunt chiar \u00een spatele t\u0103u, la supermarket, \u00eei spune vecinul, chicotind. Voiam doar s\u0103 te \u00eentreb dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te ajut cu sacul \u0103la de cartofi p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El \u0219i ea, \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219a\u021bi pe canapea, \u00eentr-un moment de romantism absolut. Se uit\u0103 \u00een ochii ei \u0219i, cu o voce solemn\u0103, \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pentru tine a\u0219 merge oriunde, iubito! A\u0219 escalada Everestul, m-a\u0219 aventura \u00een Triunghiul Bermudelor\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ea \u00eel prive\u0219te sceptic, ridic\u00e2nd o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hai, c\u0103 exagerezi acum!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El, neclintit, \u00ee\u0219i continu\u0103 declara\u021bia:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nicidecum! Pentru tine a\u0219 merge p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i la Polul Nord, unde e ger de crap\u0103 pietrele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ea, sur\u00e2z\u00e2nd provocator:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A, da? Atunci duminic\u0103 mergem la mama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El face ochii mari, \u00eencepe s\u0103 se b\u00e2lb\u00e2ie \u0219i, dup\u0103 o secund\u0103 de pauz\u0103 st\u00e2njenit\u0103, r\u0103spunde \u00eencet:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Acum cine exagereaz\u0103, iubito?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 e sunat pe nea\u0219teptate de un vecin curios: Ce faci, Bul\u0103? \u00eentreab\u0103 acesta cu o voce vag intrigat\u0103. \u2013 Bine, excelent! Sunt \u00een Maldive, chiar acum, \u00eei r\u0103spunde Bul\u0103 non\u0219alant, ca \u0219i cum asta ar fi fost destina\u021bia lui obi\u0219nuit\u0103. \u2013 \u00cen Maldive? Ce faci acolo? \u00eentreab\u0103 vecinul, surprins \u0219i parc\u0103 pu\u021bin sceptic. \u2013 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4081,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4078"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4078\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4082,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4078\/revisions\/4082"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}