{"id":4075,"date":"2024-11-04T11:23:16","date_gmt":"2024-11-04T11:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4075"},"modified":"2024-11-04T11:23:19","modified_gmt":"2024-11-04T11:23:19","slug":"in-biroul-directorului-unei-banci-care-tocmai-a-fost-jefuita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4075","title":{"rendered":"In biroul directorului unei banci care tocmai a fost jefuita"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In biroul directorului unei banci care tocmai a fost jefuita, intra valvartej un sergent de politie, si se adreseaza superiorului sau:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Sefu, a reusit sa scape! Infuriat inspectorul striga la el:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Dobitocule, doar ti-am spus sa pui cate un politist la fiecare iesire, cum a putut scapa?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A iesit pe una din intrari, domnule!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>******<br>\u201cUn b\u0103rbat a scris o scrisoare proprietarului unui mic hotel:<br>&#8220;A\u0219 vrea s\u0103-mi iau c\u00e2inele cu mine. El este bine educat, desigur, nu va cauza probleme. Nu v\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103?&#8221;<br>A primit un raspuns:<br>&#8220;Administrez acest hotel de mul\u021bi ani \u0219i nu s-a int\u0103mplat niciodat\u0103 ca un c\u00e2ine s\u0103-mi fure prosoapele, a\u0219ternuturile sau vreun tablou. Nu a trebuit niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 sun la poli\u021bie pentru c\u0103 un c\u00e2ine s-a \u00eemb\u0103tat \u0219i a \u00eenceput o ceart\u0103 \u00een miezul nop\u021bii. \u0218i nu s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat niciodat\u0103 ca c\u00e2inele s\u0103 nu pl\u0103teasc\u0103 factura. Prin urmare, sunt bucuros s\u0103-i urez bun venit c\u00e2inelui, iar dac\u0103 acesta garanteaz\u0103 pentru tine, po\u021bi veni \u0219i tu. \u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>******<br>Dup\u0103 luna de miere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu. N-am mai fost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iubitule, ce-ar fi s\u0103 vindem barca ta de pescuit \u0219i cabana de v\u00e2n\u0103toare, c\u0103 acum e\u0219ti \u00eensurat, nu crezi c-ar fi cazul s-o cam r\u0103re\u0219ti cu escapadele cu prietenii t\u0103i dubio\u0219i?<br>El o prive\u0219te alb ca varul, cu o fa\u021b\u0103 terifiat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dragul meu, ce ai? .. Te sim\u021bi bine ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0102\u0103..,da..pentru o clip\u0103 mi s-a p\u0103rut c\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti ca fosta mea so\u021bie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Poftiiim?? Ai mai fost \u00eensurat..?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In biroul directorului unei banci care tocmai a fost jefuita, intra valvartej un sergent de politie, si se adreseaza superiorului sau: ******\u201cUn b\u0103rbat a scris o scrisoare proprietarului unui mic hotel:&#8220;A\u0219 vrea s\u0103-mi iau c\u00e2inele cu mine. El este bine educat, desigur, nu va cauza probleme. Nu v\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103?&#8221;A primit un raspuns:&#8220;Administrez acest hotel de &#8230; <a title=\"In biroul directorului unei banci care tocmai a fost jefuita\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4075\" aria-label=\"Read more about In biroul directorului unei banci care tocmai a fost jefuita\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4076,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4075"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4077,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4075\/revisions\/4077"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}