{"id":4072,"date":"2024-11-02T10:50:30","date_gmt":"2024-11-02T10:50:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4072"},"modified":"2024-11-02T11:59:53","modified_gmt":"2024-11-02T11:59:53","slug":"dupa-luna-de-miere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4072","title":{"rendered":"Dup\u0103 luna de miere."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dup\u0103 luna de miere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Iubitule, ce-ar fi s\u0103 vindem barca ta de pescuit \u0219i cabana de v\u00e2n\u0103toare, c\u0103 acum e\u0219ti \u00eensurat, nu crezi c-ar fi cazul s-o cam r\u0103re\u0219ti cu escapadele cu prietenii t\u0103i dubio\u0219i?<br>El o prive\u0219te alb ca varul, cu o fa\u021b\u0103 terifiat\u0103.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Dragul meu, ce ai? .. Te sim\u021bi bine ?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u0102\u0103..,da..pentru o clip\u0103 mi s-a p\u0103rut c\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti ca fosta mea so\u021bie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Poftiiim?? Ai mai fost \u00eensurat..?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu. N-am mai fost.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014-<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip in stare de ebrietate, isi duce prietenii de pahar in apartamentul lui, sa-i culce\u2026 Langa pat se afla un gong.<br>\u2013 Ce-i cu gong-ul ala? intreaba prietenii, clatinindu-se.<br>\u2013 Nu-i gong, e un ceas vorbitor\u2026<br>\u2013 Serios? Un ceas vorbitor?<br>\u2013 Ca sa va conving, priviti\u2026 spuse tipul si apucand gongul trase o lovitura puternica in el.<br>Curand, o voce de cealalta parte a peretelui, striga:<br>\u2013 E trei dimineata idiotule..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doua prietene:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Draga, de dou\u0103 ore sotul tau flirteaza cu blonda aia fara rusine si tu nu zici nimic?<br>\u2013 Sssst, taci din gura, ca vreau sa vad cat poate sa mai stea cu burta supta\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 luna de miere. Un tip in stare de ebrietate, isi duce prietenii de pahar in apartamentul lui, sa-i culce\u2026 Langa pat se afla un gong.\u2013 Ce-i cu gong-ul ala? intreaba prietenii, clatinindu-se.\u2013 Nu-i gong, e un ceas vorbitor\u2026\u2013 Serios? Un ceas vorbitor?\u2013 Ca sa va conving, priviti\u2026 spuse tipul si apucand gongul trase o &#8230; <a title=\"Dup\u0103 luna de miere.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4072\" aria-label=\"Read more about Dup\u0103 luna de miere.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4073,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4072"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4074,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4072\/revisions\/4074"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}