{"id":4068,"date":"2024-11-02T09:36:27","date_gmt":"2024-11-02T09:36:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4068"},"modified":"2024-11-02T09:38:24","modified_gmt":"2024-11-02T09:38:24","slug":"nu-mai-plange-fata-mamei-o-sa-l-uiti-cu-timpul-nu-era-de-nasul-tau-o-sa-ti-gasesti-alt-baiat-potrivit-da-mama-este-adevarat-dar-pana-imi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4068","title":{"rendered":"Nu mai plange fata mamei. O sa-l uiti cu timpul nu era de nasul tau! O sa-ti gasesti alt baiat potrivit. Da mama este adevarat..Dar pana imi.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1011\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9619-1011x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4069\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9619-1011x1024.jpeg 1011w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9619-296x300.jpeg 296w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9619-768x778.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9619.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1011px) 100vw, 1011px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma.&nbsp;<br>In prima luna isi cumpara 100 de pui, in a doua luna isi mai cumpara 100 si tot asa timp de un an.&nbsp;<br>Dupa un an se intalneste cu Strula:<br>\u2013 Ce-ti mai face ferma, mai Bula ? intreba Strula.<br>\u2013 Rau Strula, rau!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Da de ce?<br>\u2013 Pai nu mai am nici un pui!<br>\u2013 Cum asa ?!<br>\u2013 Nu stiu, ma. Cred ca fac ceva gresit. Ori ii plantez prea adanc ori nu ii ud destul \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doctore, tusesc intr-una. Ce sa fac?<br>Doctorul ii prescrie un medicament, dar din greseala ii da un laxativ puternic.\u00a0<br>Dupa trei zile, pacientul revine.<br>\u2013 Ei, mai tusiti?<br>\u2013 De tusit as mai tusi, dar nu prea mai am curaj!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip suna la poarta unei case. Cainele se ridica in doua picioare pe gard si-i spune:<br>\u2013 Stapanul meu nu e acasa!<br>Tipul lesina de spaima. Cand isi revine in fire, il intreaba pe caine:<br>\u2013 Daca esti caine, de ce nu latri?<br>\u2013 N-am vrut sa te sperii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma.&nbsp;In prima luna isi cumpara 100 de pui, in a doua luna isi mai cumpara 100 si tot asa timp de un an.&nbsp;Dupa un an se intalneste cu Strula:\u2013 Ce-ti mai face ferma, mai Bula ? intreba Strula.\u2013 Rau Strula, rau! \u2013 Da de ce?\u2013 Pai nu &#8230; <a title=\"Nu mai plange fata mamei. O sa-l uiti cu timpul nu era de nasul tau! O sa-ti gasesti alt baiat potrivit. Da mama este adevarat..Dar pana imi..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4068\" aria-label=\"Read more about Nu mai plange fata mamei. O sa-l uiti cu timpul nu era de nasul tau! O sa-ti gasesti alt baiat potrivit. Da mama este adevarat..Dar pana imi..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4070,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4068"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4071,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4068\/revisions\/4071"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}