{"id":4060,"date":"2024-11-01T12:47:18","date_gmt":"2024-11-01T12:47:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4060"},"modified":"2024-11-01T12:47:21","modified_gmt":"2024-11-01T12:47:21","slug":"la-piata-ion-vinde-un-cocos-un-cumparator-da-gainile-le-calca-ion-calca-gaini-rate-hulubi-curcani-chiar-si-porci-cumparatorul-atunci-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4060","title":{"rendered":"La piata Ion vinde un cocos . Un cumparator: Da gainile le calca? Ion: Calca gaini , rate, hulubi, curcani chiar si porci! Cumparatorul: Atunci.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1014\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9580-1014x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4061\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9580-1014x1024.jpeg 1014w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9580-297x300.jpeg 297w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9580-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9580-768x776.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_9580.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1014px) 100vw, 1014px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Merge un tip, la doctor.<br>Tipul: Domnule doctor, m\u00eeine m\u0103 \u00eent\u00eelnesc cu prietena mea \u015fi e o sear\u0103 mare! V\u0103 rog s\u0103-mi da\u0163i ceva, pentru poten\u0163\u0103!<br>Doctorul: Uite aici! Pastilele astea! Iei c\u00eete una pe zi dar nu mai multe.<br>Omul se duce acas\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 ia pastile cu pumnul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Dup\u0103 c\u00eeteva zile, omul se \u00eentoarce la doctor.<br>Tipul: Domnule doctor, fantastic! De unde a\u0163i avut pastilele alea? C-au fost extraordinare!<br>Doctorul: Ei, sunt str\u0103ine! Apropo, cum a fost?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tipul: Domnule doctor, extraordiar! \u00cen pat, sub pat, \u00een baie, pe chiuvet\u0103, \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, pe hol, pe jos, peste tot!<br>Doctorul: \u015ei ea ce-a zis?<br>Tipul: P\u0103i, ea n-a venit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ni\u015fte excursioni\u015fti viziteaz\u0103 o zon\u0103 de munte. Printe altele \u015fi o pe\u015fter\u0103. Acolo, un miros de \u00ee\u0163i \u00eentorceai ma\u0163ele pe dos. La ie\u015fire \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe un un cioban care le poveste\u015fte:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Demult, se zice c\u0103 \u00een pe\u015fter\u0103 tr\u0103ia un zmeu r\u0103u care fura \u00een fiecare sear\u0103 c\u00eete o femeie din sat, p\u00een\u0103 nu au mai r\u0103mas dec\u00eet cele mai ur\u00eete. Au \u00eencercat to\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii satului s\u0103 lupte cu zmeul, dar au fost r\u0103pu\u015fi unul c\u00eete unul. B\u0103tr\u00eenii r\u0103ma\u015fi \u00een sat au dat sfoara \u00een \u0163ar\u0103, cine va r\u0103pune balaurul va fi raspl\u0103tit pe m\u0103sur\u0103.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A venit un voinic din \u00eendep\u0103rtate z\u0103ri \u015fi sa luptat cu balaurul 3 zile \u015fi 3 nop\u0163i p\u00een\u0103 l-a biruit.<br>I-au dat cea mai frumoas\u0103 femeie din c\u00eete mai r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103, bani, onoare \u015fi au tr\u0103it fericit p\u00een\u0103 la ad\u00eenci b\u0103tr\u00eene\u0163i.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Bine, bine, dar de ce pute \u00een pe\u015fter\u0103?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu \u015ftiu, s-o fi c\u0103*at careva acolo.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merge un tip, la doctor.Tipul: Domnule doctor, m\u00eeine m\u0103 \u00eent\u00eelnesc cu prietena mea \u015fi e o sear\u0103 mare! V\u0103 rog s\u0103-mi da\u0163i ceva, pentru poten\u0163\u0103!Doctorul: Uite aici! Pastilele astea! Iei c\u00eete una pe zi dar nu mai multe.Omul se duce acas\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 ia pastile cu pumnul. Dup\u0103 c\u00eeteva zile, omul se \u00eentoarce la &#8230; <a title=\"La piata Ion vinde un cocos . Un cumparator: Da gainile le calca? Ion: Calca gaini , rate, hulubi, curcani chiar si porci! Cumparatorul: Atunci..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4060\" aria-label=\"Read more about La piata Ion vinde un cocos . Un cumparator: Da gainile le calca? Ion: Calca gaini , rate, hulubi, curcani chiar si porci! Cumparatorul: Atunci..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4062,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4060"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4063,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4060\/revisions\/4063"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}