So\u021bia se \u00eentoarce acas\u0103 dup\u0103 petrecerea dat\u0103 de firm\u0103, intr\u0103 pe u\u0219\u0103 \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 fie c\u00e2t mai natural\u0103 \u0219i adopt\u0103 rapid un ton defensiv:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Scumpule, nu striga, te rog! Am venit s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi povestesc totul, f\u0103r\u0103 secrete. Uite, to\u021bi colegii au b\u0103ut, toate fetele s-au s\u0103rutat cu diver\u0219i b\u0103rba\u021bi. Eu? Eu n-am f\u0103cut nimic! M-am \u021binut departe, am m\u00e2ncat doar salate, am dansat pu\u021bin, am participat la concursuri \u0219i cam asta a fost. Ai o so\u021bie model! \u00centreb\u0103ri sunt?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bul, cu o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103 ridicat\u0103, o prive\u0219te lung, f\u0103c\u00e2nd o pauz\u0103 de c\u00e2teva secunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da\u2026 unde \u021bi-e rochia?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
R\u0103mas \u0219omer, Bul\u0103 ajunge la Oficiul pentru Plasarea For\u0163ei de Munc\u0103, intr\u0103 hot\u0103r\u00e2t \u0219i se a\u0219az\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba consilierului, \u00eencrez\u0103tor c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i va g\u0103si un job \u201epe m\u0103sura\u201d dorin\u021belor lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua! Vreau \u015fi eu un loc de munc\u0103, ceva\u2026 potrivit, \u0219ti\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sigur! Avem o oportunitate foarte bine pl\u0103tit\u0103, dar implic\u0103 destul de mult de lucru, zice consilierul, arunc\u00e2ndu-i o privire evaluativ\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Aoleu, nu, mul\u0163umesc! Dac\u0103 am bani, \u00eei dau imediat pe b\u0103utur\u0103. Nu merge!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Consilierul, obi\u0219nuit deja cu tot felul de cerin\u021be ciudate, nu se las\u0103 descurajat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hmm, bine, atunci avem o alt\u0103 op\u021biune, unde nu prea e de munc\u0103, dar salariul nu e cine \u0219tie ce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, nici asta nu-i bun\u0103, c\u0103 dac\u0103 am timp liber, fac rost de bani \u0219i tot pe b\u0103utur\u0103 \u00eei dau! ascult\u0103-m\u0103, vreau ceva simplu \u2013 s\u0103 muncesc toat\u0103 ziua, dar s\u0103 fiu prost pl\u0103tit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Consilierul \u00eel prive\u0219te \u00eencurcat, cl\u0103tin\u00e2nd din cap:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Of, Bul\u0103, dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 fii pl\u0103tit prost \u0219i s\u0103 munce\u0219ti non-stop, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u, dar pentru asta trebuie s\u0103 ai studii superioare\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So\u021bia se \u00eentoarce acas\u0103 dup\u0103 petrecerea dat\u0103 de firm\u0103, intr\u0103 pe u\u0219\u0103 \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 fie c\u00e2t mai natural\u0103 \u0219i adopt\u0103 rapid un ton defensiv: \u2013 Scumpule, nu striga, te rog! Am venit s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi povestesc totul, f\u0103r\u0103 secrete. Uite, to\u021bi colegii au b\u0103ut, toate fetele s-au s\u0103rutat cu diver\u0219i b\u0103rba\u021bi. Eu? Eu n-am f\u0103cut nimic! … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4054,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4053"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4055,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4053\/revisions\/4055"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}