{"id":4041,"date":"2024-10-31T10:53:31","date_gmt":"2024-10-31T10:53:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4041"},"modified":"2024-10-31T10:53:34","modified_gmt":"2024-10-31T10:53:34","slug":"i-am-spus-lui-fiu-miu-sa-nu-se-casatoreasca-cu-o-oraseanca-pentru-ca-sunt-slabe-si-lenese-si-el-ce-a-facut-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4041","title":{"rendered":"I-am spus lui fiu-miu sa nu se casatoreasca cu o oraseanca pentru ca sunt slabe si lenese..Si el ce-a facut??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1012\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9501-1012x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4042\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9501-1012x1024.jpeg 1012w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9501-296x300.jpeg 296w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9501-768x777.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9501.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1012px) 100vw, 1012px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u0103rin\u0163ii \u00ee\u015fi ceart\u0103 copilul \u015fi-l pedepsesc c\u0103 a luat nota 4 la geografie.<br>\u2013 M\u0103i femeie, noi am certat copilul \u0103sta c\u0103 n-a \u015ftiut unde-i Marocul, dar noi \u015ftim?<br>\u2013 Nu \u015ftim, dar nu poate fi departe. Am la serviciu un coleg din Maroc \u015fi vine cu bicicleta\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doctore, uita-te la mine sa vezi ce am, ca ma simt cam rau.<br>Se uita doctorul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mai, uitandu-ma in ochiul tau, vad ca suferi de reumatism, ciroza hepatica, astm si\u2026<br>\u2013 Doctore, uita-te si in celalalt ochi ca asta-i de sticla\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La farmacie vine o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 de 80 de ani cu o re\u0163et\u0103. Farmacistul o \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Re\u0163eta este pentru dvs.?&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Da.&nbsp;<br>\u2013 \u015eti\u0163i c\u0103 este o re\u0163et\u0103 de anticoncep\u0163ionale? Acestea nu v\u0103 fac nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ba da, m\u0103 fac s\u0103 dorm lini\u015ftit\u0103.\u00a0<br>\u2013 Cum a\u015fa?\u00a0<br>\u2013 Iau c\u00e2te o pastil\u0103 \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103, o pisez \u015fi o dizolv \u00een paharul cu suc al nepoatei mele de 16 ani. A\u015fa dorm eu lini\u015ftit\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0103rin\u0163ii \u00ee\u015fi ceart\u0103 copilul \u015fi-l pedepsesc c\u0103 a luat nota 4 la geografie.\u2013 M\u0103i femeie, noi am certat copilul \u0103sta c\u0103 n-a \u015ftiut unde-i Marocul, dar noi \u015ftim?\u2013 Nu \u015ftim, dar nu poate fi departe. Am la serviciu un coleg din Maroc \u015fi vine cu bicicleta\u2026 Doctore, uita-te la mine sa vezi ce am, ca &#8230; <a title=\"I-am spus lui fiu-miu sa nu se casatoreasca cu o oraseanca pentru ca sunt slabe si lenese..Si el ce-a facut??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4041\" aria-label=\"Read more about I-am spus lui fiu-miu sa nu se casatoreasca cu o oraseanca pentru ca sunt slabe si lenese..Si el ce-a facut??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4043,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4041"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4041\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4044,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4041\/revisions\/4044"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4043"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}