{"id":4037,"date":"2024-10-31T08:31:28","date_gmt":"2024-10-31T08:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4037"},"modified":"2024-10-31T08:31:32","modified_gmt":"2024-10-31T08:31:32","slug":"gheorghe-si-ion-la-un-pahar-de-vorba-ba-ioane-vreau-ca-la-moartea-mea-tu-sa-imi-torni-o-sticla-de-palinca-pe-mormant-de-acord-dar-mai-intai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4037","title":{"rendered":"Gheorghe si Ion la un pahar de vorba: Ba Ioane vreau ca la moartea mea tu sa imi torni o sticla de palinca pe mormant ..De acord dar mai intai\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"970\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9496-1024x970.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4038\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9496-1024x970.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9496-300x284.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9496-768x727.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9496.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O femeie tanara extrem de atractiva ia avionul spre casa.<br>In avion, alaturi de ea ia loc un preot catolic caruia i se adreseaza imediat:<br>\u2013 Ma scuzati, Parinte, mi-ati putea face un mare serviciu ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Desigur, Copila mea, cu ce te-as putea ajuta ?<br>\u2013 Mi-am cumparat un depilator electric excelent, am platit foarte mult pentru el. Depaseste cu mult limita de valoare a scutirii de vama si ma tem ca mi-l confisca. Dar d-voastra, Parinte, ati putea sa-l treceti la vama ascunzandu-l sub sutana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> \u2013 Cu adevarat, as putea sa-l trec, dar te previn ca niciodata n-am fost in stare sa mint.<br>\u2013 Dar d-voastra aveti o fata atat de cinstita incat nu vor intreba nimic, spuse tanara si dadu depilatorul preotului descumpanit.<br>Dupa aterizare la vama:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Parinte, aveti ceva de vamuit ? \u2013 intreaba ofiterul vamal.<br>\u2013 Din crestet pana la brau n-am nimic de vamuit, fiule.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acest raspuns bizar trezeste suspiciunea vamesului asa ca intreaba mai departe:<br>\u2013 Si sub brau?<br>\u2013 Pai am ceva magnific facut pentru a servi femeilor, da nu a fost folosit inca niciodata.<br>Vamesul rade cu lacrimi:<br>\u2013 In regula, treceti mai departe!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O femeie tanara extrem de atractiva ia avionul spre casa.In avion, alaturi de ea ia loc un preot catolic caruia i se adreseaza imediat:\u2013 Ma scuzati, Parinte, mi-ati putea face un mare serviciu ? \u2013 Desigur, Copila mea, cu ce te-as putea ajuta ?\u2013 Mi-am cumparat un depilator electric excelent, am platit foarte mult pentru &#8230; <a title=\"Gheorghe si Ion la un pahar de vorba: Ba Ioane vreau ca la moartea mea tu sa imi torni o sticla de palinca pe mormant ..De acord dar mai intai\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4037\" aria-label=\"Read more about Gheorghe si Ion la un pahar de vorba: Ba Ioane vreau ca la moartea mea tu sa imi torni o sticla de palinca pe mormant ..De acord dar mai intai\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4039,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4037"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4040,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4037\/revisions\/4040"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}