So\u021bia, evident iritat\u0103 \u0219i cu nervii \u00eentin\u0219i la maximum, \u00eencepe s\u0103 ridice tonul din ce \u00een ce mai mult \u00een timp ce se plimb\u0103 agitat\u0103 prin buc\u0103t\u0103rie. Pe mas\u0103, o sticl\u0103 de ap\u0103 \u00eencepe s\u0103 tremure u\u0219or de la intensitatea discu\u021biei. So\u021bul st\u0103 pe canapea, aparent calm, cu o revist\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, dar \u0219tiind bine c\u0103 furtuna nu se va opri prea cur\u00e2nd.
\u2014 Eu am cump\u0103rat casa! \u2014 strig\u0103 ea din buc\u0103t\u0103rie, f\u0103c\u00e2nd gesturi largi, ca \u0219i cum fiecare cuv\u00e2nt ar trebui s\u0103 loveasc\u0103 mai tare. \u2014 Eu am ales mobila, eu am pl\u0103tit ma\u0219ina! Tot ce avem e datorit\u0103 MIE!
So\u021bul, sim\u021bindu-se \u00eencol\u021bit, \u00ee\u0219i las\u0103 \u00eencet revista jos \u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 se ab\u021bin\u0103 de la un comentariu impulsiv, dar so\u021bia continu\u0103, neobosit\u0103:
\u2014 Tu ce-ai avut \u00eenainte de c\u0103s\u0103torie, ha?! Ce ai adus tu \u00een rela\u021bia asta?!
El se ridic\u0103 u\u0219or din fotoliu, se uit\u0103 la ea cu un aer de om care tocmai a g\u0103sit r\u0103spunsul la o \u00eentrebare filozofic\u0103 profund\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103spunde calm, dar ferm:
\u2014 Lini\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Basescu, Geoana si Antonescu naufragiaza pe o insula si stand mai multe zile li s-a facut foame.\u00a0
Hotarasc sa plece in directii diferite sa faca rost de mancare.
Dupa cateva zile de cautari, Antonescu il zareste pe Basescu intr-un luminis facea un gratar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Imi dai si mie ? il intreaba
\u2013 Cu cea mai mare placere.
Pana sa se faca friptura mai discuta ei de-ale lor si la un moment dat Antonescu spune :
\u2013 De fapt mie nu-mi prea place de Geoana, dar ce sa fac?
\u2013 Nu-ti place, nu manca!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula este intrebat la ora de religie de catre preot:
\u2013 Bula ti-ai zis aseara rugaciunea inainte de culcare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, asta o face intotdeauna mama pentru mine.
\u2013 Si ce zice ea pentru tine?
\u2013 Doamne-ajuta ca esti in sfarsit in pat!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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