{"id":4029,"date":"2024-10-30T14:07:37","date_gmt":"2024-10-30T14:07:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4029"},"modified":"2024-10-30T14:07:38","modified_gmt":"2024-10-30T14:07:38","slug":"anunt-mortuar-dupa-o-viata-grea-chinuita-si-plina-de-lipsuri-dl-ion-popescu-nascut-si-a-gasit-in-sfarsit-pacea-si-linistea-inmormantarea-sotiei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4029","title":{"rendered":"Anunt mortuar: Dupa o viata grea chinuita si plina de lipsuri, Dl Ion Popescu nascut.. si-a gasit in sfarsit pacea si linistea .Inmormantarea sotiei.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1002\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9474-1024x1002.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4030\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9474-1024x1002.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9474-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9474-768x752.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9474.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un preot catolic, unul ortodox si un rabin discuta despre gestionarea banilor primiti de la credinciosi.<br>Preotul catolic:<br>\u2013 Eu am o metoda foarte eficienta. Trag o linie cu creta pe jos si arunc banii in aer. Ce cade in stanga e pentru Dumnezeu si Biserica, ce cade in dreapta e pentru mine.<br>Preotul ortodox:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Eu desenez pe jos un cerc. Banii ii arunc in sus; ce cade in cerc e pentru Dumnezeu si Biserica, ce cade in afara e pentru mine.<br>Rabi:<br>\u2013 La mine e cel mai simplu. Eu arunc banii in sus. Dumnezeu opreste ce-i trebuie, ce cade inapoi e pentru rabi\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anul La marginea unei paduri, un arcas tragea la tinta si dupa fiecare lovitura exclama suparat:<br>\u2013 \u2018Tu-i am ratat tinta!<br>Se intampla sa treaca pe acolo un calugar care auzindu-l ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Fiule, vorba ta nu e placuta Domnului! Ai grija, mania Lui e mare!<br>Dar arcasul incepe iar inciudat:<br>\u2013 \u2018Tu-i am ratat tinta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Calugarul il mai priveste o data, dupa care isi continua drumul. La scurt timp, cerul se deschide si un fulger necrutator il loveste pe calugar. Apoi se aude o voce de dincolo de nori:<br>\u2013 \u2018Tu-i am ratat tinta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un preot catolic, unul ortodox si un rabin discuta despre gestionarea banilor primiti de la credinciosi.Preotul catolic:\u2013 Eu am o metoda foarte eficienta. Trag o linie cu creta pe jos si arunc banii in aer. 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