{"id":4025,"date":"2024-10-30T11:44:59","date_gmt":"2024-10-30T11:44:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4025"},"modified":"2024-10-30T11:45:02","modified_gmt":"2024-10-30T11:45:02","slug":"ba-ioane-da-ma-si-tu-de-pomana-ca-a-murit-soacra-ta-ce-sa-dau-nu-stiu-ce-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4025","title":{"rendered":"Ba Ioane da ma si tu de pomana ca a murit soacra-ta!!! Ce sa dau?? Nu stiu ce ii."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"835\" height=\"909\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9470.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4026\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9470.jpeg 835w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9470-276x300.jpeg 276w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9470-768x836.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 835px) 100vw, 835px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Directorul zise c\u0103tre noua secretar\u0103:<br>\u2013 O s\u0103 striga\u0163i dup\u0103 ajutor dac\u0103 o s\u0103 v\u0103 deschid fermoarul de la pantaloni?<br>\u2013 Nu o s\u0103 fie nevoie de niciun ajutor. Se deschide foarte u\u015for!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Citi\u021bi \u0219i:&nbsp;<\/strong><br>Doi tineri avoca\u0163i angajeaz\u0103, pentru noul lor cabinet privat, o t\u00e2n\u0103ra secretara. Fermecati de fizicul acesteia se hot\u0103r\u0103sc sa o ini\u0163ieze \u00eempreuna \u00een tainele dreptului:<br>\u2013 Trebuie sa va ar\u0103tam foarte clar care este diferen\u0163a dintre drept si nederept! zice unul.<br>\u2013 Foarte bine, zice celalalt, tu \u00eei ara\u0163i ce este drept\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Citi\u021bi \u0219i:&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 o vodc\u0103, o blond\u0103 ajunge \u00een patul unuia. Mul\u0163umi\u0163i, dup\u0103,<br>fumau o \u0163igar\u0103:<br>\u2013 Auzi?, zice el. Uit\u0103-te la mine \u015fi spune-mi: eu am fost primul<br>b\u0103rbat din via\u0163a ta?<br>Ea \u00eel prive\u015fte \u015fi zice:<br>\u2013 S-ar putea, ai o figur\u0103 foarte cunoscut\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Directorul zise c\u0103tre noua secretar\u0103:\u2013 O s\u0103 striga\u0163i dup\u0103 ajutor dac\u0103 o s\u0103 v\u0103 deschid fermoarul de la pantaloni?\u2013 Nu o s\u0103 fie nevoie de niciun ajutor. Se deschide foarte u\u015for! Citi\u021bi \u0219i:&nbsp;Doi tineri avoca\u0163i angajeaz\u0103, pentru noul lor cabinet privat, o t\u00e2n\u0103ra secretara. Fermecati de fizicul acesteia se hot\u0103r\u0103sc sa o ini\u0163ieze \u00eempreuna \u00een &#8230; <a title=\"Ba Ioane da ma si tu de pomana ca a murit soacra-ta!!! Ce sa dau?? Nu stiu ce ii.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4025\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ba Ioane da ma si tu de pomana ca a murit soacra-ta!!! Ce sa dau?? Nu stiu ce ii.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4027,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4025"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4028,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4025\/revisions\/4028"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}