{"id":4021,"date":"2024-10-30T09:30:31","date_gmt":"2024-10-30T09:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4021"},"modified":"2024-10-30T09:30:34","modified_gmt":"2024-10-30T09:30:34","slug":"doua-blonde-povestesc-draga-ieri-mi-am-gasit-abecedarul-in-pod-dar-l-ai-citit-desigur-stai-un-pic-tu-nu-l-ai-citit-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4021","title":{"rendered":"Doua blonde povestesc : Draga ieri mi-am gasit abecedarul in pod. Dar l-ai citit? Desigur!! Stai un pic..Tu nu l-ai citit??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"970\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9447-1024x970.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4022\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9447-1024x970.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9447-300x284.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9447-768x727.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9447.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un b\u0103rbat merge la \u00eent\u00e2lnire cu o femeie cunoscut\u0103 pe un site de matrimoniale, pe care nu o mai v\u0103zuse niciodat\u0103. Pentru cazul \u00een care nu-i pl\u0103cea de ea, a aranjat cu un prieten s\u0103 \u00eel sune dup\u0103 un sfert de or\u0103, ca s\u0103 \u00eei asigure o scuz\u0103 pentru o plecare de urgen\u021b\u0103.<br>Se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cei doi la o cafenea, iau c\u00e2te o cafea, schimb\u0103 c\u00e2teva fraze, iar b\u0103rbatului nu-i place femeia.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, e c\u0103utat la telefon. \u00ce\u0219i cere scuze \u0219i se duce s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 \u00een holul localului. C\u00e2nd se \u00eentoarce, tipul afi\u0219eaz\u0103 o fa\u021b\u0103 trist\u0103:<br>\u2013 \u00cemi pare r\u0103u, dar trebuie s\u0103 plec. Bunicul meu tocmai a murit\u2026<br>\u2013 E ok, nu-\u021bi face probleme!, zice femeia. Dac\u0103 nu murea al t\u0103u, ar fi murit al meu peste cinci minute<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un t\u00e2n\u0103r \u00eensurat merge la preot s\u0103 se spovedeasc\u0103:<br>\u2013 Tinere, ce p\u0103cate\u00a0\u00a0ai?<br>\u2013 P\u0103rinte, eu sunt antrenor de fitnes \u0219i la munc\u0103 v\u0103d foarte multe femei\u2026<br>\u2013\u00a0\u00a0Ai\u00a0p\u0103c\u0103tuit cu g\u00e2ndul?<br>\u2013 Nu p\u0103rinte, eu doar m-am frecat de o femeie \u00een timp ce \u00eei ar\u0103tam cum se face un exerci\u021biu. Nu am f\u0103cut nimic, dec\u00e2t c\u0103 ne-am atins corpurile\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0Este la fel de grav! Ori c\u0103 atingi, ori c\u0103 bagi, e acela\u0219i lucru! Pentru asta trebuie s\u0103 te rogi \u0219i s\u0103 pui \u00een cutia milei 100 de euro!<br>T\u00e2n\u0103rul, nemul\u021bumit, spune rug\u0103ciunea \u0219i c\u00e2nd s\u0103 ias\u0103 din biseric\u0103, preotul \u00eel strig\u0103:<br>\u2013 Tinere, iar p\u0103c\u0103tuie\u0219ti! Nu ai pus banii \u00een cutie!<br>T\u00e2n\u0103rul \u00eei r\u0103spunde:<br>\u2013 P\u0103rinte, eu am atins cutia! Ori c\u0103 atingi, ori c\u0103 bagi, e acela\u0219i lucru!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un b\u0103rbat merge la \u00eent\u00e2lnire cu o femeie cunoscut\u0103 pe un site de matrimoniale, pe care nu o mai v\u0103zuse niciodat\u0103. Pentru cazul \u00een care nu-i pl\u0103cea de ea, a aranjat cu un prieten s\u0103 \u00eel sune dup\u0103 un sfert de or\u0103, ca s\u0103 \u00eei asigure o scuz\u0103 pentru o plecare de urgen\u021b\u0103.Se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cei &#8230; <a title=\"Doua blonde povestesc : Draga ieri mi-am gasit abecedarul in pod. Dar l-ai citit? Desigur!! Stai un pic..Tu nu l-ai citit??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4021\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doua blonde povestesc : Draga ieri mi-am gasit abecedarul in pod. Dar l-ai citit? Desigur!! 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