{"id":4017,"date":"2024-10-30T07:40:45","date_gmt":"2024-10-30T07:40:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4017"},"modified":"2024-10-30T07:40:48","modified_gmt":"2024-10-30T07:40:48","slug":"blonduta-la-spovedanie-gandeste-te-copila-mea-spune-preotul-ca-orice-pacat-se-plateste-scump-aiurea-parintela-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4017","title":{"rendered":"Blonduta la spovedanie: Gandeste-te copila mea spune preotul ca orice pacat se plateste scump..Aiurea parinte\u2026la mine:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"872\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9444-1024x872.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4018\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9444-1024x872.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9444-300x255.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9444-768x654.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9444.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>La un azil toti nebunii se credeau masini: unul Dacie, unul Ford, unul BMW,etc.<br>Unul singur statea jos suparat<br>Doctorul il intreaba:<br>-Tu nu te crezi masina, ceva?<br>Nebunul:<br>-Nu domn\u2019doctor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>-Bine atunci iti dau drumul.<br>Iese nebunul afara si incepe dintr-o data:<br>-Bum-brum-trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr<br>Doctorul alearga dupa el:<br>-Inauntru de ce n-ai facut pe masina ???<br>Nebunul:<br>-Si unde vroiai domne\u2019 sa intorc tirul ?!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-o seara vine Ion acasa obosit, flamand etc.&nbsp;<br>Deschide usa de la frigider, o tranteste si o ia pe Maria la bataie si se culca.&nbsp;<br>In acest timp Maria se gandea:<br>\u2013 Ma poate i-o fi foame si lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi pleaca Ion la servici si Maria se apuca sa gateasca sarmale, pilaf, piure.&nbsp;<br>Cand vine Ion acasa deschide usa de la frigider, o tranteste si o ia la bataie iar pe Maria.&nbsp;<br>Asta se gandea ca vroia vreo bautura.&nbsp;<br>Pleaca Ion a treia zi la servici si Maria se duce la magazin si ia whisky, cognac, palinca, bere, tuica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Cand vine Ion seara acasa deschide usa de la frigider, o tranteste si o ia la bataie pe Maria Ea, cu un picior fracturat, statea sa se gandeasca<br>\u2013 Ma, poate vrea o prajitura<br>Pleaca Ion la servici si Maria se apuca sa faca torturi, prajituri, placinte<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cand vine Ion acasa deschide usa de la frigider, o tranteste si it tipa Mariei<br>\u2013 Marieeeeeee! De cate ori ti-am spus sa stingi becul de la frigider ca facem economie!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La un azil toti nebunii se credeau masini: unul Dacie, unul Ford, unul BMW,etc.Unul singur statea jos suparatDoctorul il intreaba:-Tu nu te crezi masina, ceva?Nebunul:-Nu domn\u2019doctor! -Bine atunci iti dau drumul.Iese nebunul afara si incepe dintr-o data:-Bum-brum-trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrDoctorul alearga dupa el:-Inauntru de ce n-ai facut pe masina ???Nebunul:-Si unde vroiai domne\u2019 sa intorc tirul ?!? 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