{"id":4013,"date":"2024-10-29T18:46:22","date_gmt":"2024-10-29T18:46:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4013"},"modified":"2024-10-29T18:46:25","modified_gmt":"2024-10-29T18:46:25","slug":"un-fotbalist-la-preot-parinte-in-rai-se-joaca-fotbal-trebuie-sa-ma-documentez-vino-maine-a-doua-zi-parinte-ai-aflat-am-o-veste-buna-si-una-rea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4013","title":{"rendered":"Un fotbalist la preot: Parinte in Rai se joaca fotbal?? Trebuie sa ma documentez, vino maine. A doua zi !! Parinte ai aflat?? Am o veste buna si una rea:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1011\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9423-1011x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4014\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9423-1011x1024.jpeg 1011w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9423-296x300.jpeg 296w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9423-768x778.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9423.jpeg 1022w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1011px) 100vw, 1011px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen Italia, cheia puterii Mafiei se afl\u0103 \u00een celebra lege a t\u0103cerii: \u201eCine tace, tr\u0103ie\u015fte!\u201d.&nbsp;<br>Aceasta este o norm\u0103 at\u00e2t de general\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t a devenit tipic\u0103 pentru Sicilia, de unde se relateaz\u0103 urm\u0103toarele: \u00een timpul unei inspec\u0163ii, elevul cel mai bun din clas\u0103 este \u00eentrebat de \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Spune-mi, Pepino, cine l-a ucis pe Iuliu Cezar?&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Nu \u015ftiu, doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare, eu nu am v\u0103zut \u015fi n-am auzit nimic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cainele unui vanator moare, intr-o zi, si acesta se hotaraste sa-si cumpere alt caine. Isi cumpara alt caine, merge la vanatoare..poc dupa o pasare, cainele se sperie si o ia la fuga. Isi mai cumpara unul dar, la fel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Se duce omul, suparat, intr-o bodega si povesteste unuia patania, ca i-au disparut 2 caini.<br>Un lautar aude si ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Da-mi un caine si, dupa 2 saptamani, il fac bun de vanatoare.<br>\u2013 Bine, mosule.<br>Zis si facut. Lautarul i-l baga in toba si i-l ia pe la nunti, pe la petreceri, sa se obisnuiasca cainele cu bubuielile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa o saptamana, isi ia omul cainele inapoi si merge la vanat. Trage poc, poc, poc!<br>La care cainele: \u2013 I-auzi una, i-auzi doua, i-auzi patruzeci si noua!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen Italia, cheia puterii Mafiei se afl\u0103 \u00een celebra lege a t\u0103cerii: \u201eCine tace, tr\u0103ie\u015fte!\u201d.&nbsp;Aceasta este o norm\u0103 at\u00e2t de general\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t a devenit tipic\u0103 pentru Sicilia, de unde se relateaz\u0103 urm\u0103toarele: \u00een timpul unei inspec\u0163ii, elevul cel mai bun din clas\u0103 este \u00eentrebat de \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare:&nbsp; \u2013 Spune-mi, Pepino, cine l-a ucis pe Iuliu Cezar?&nbsp;\u2013 &#8230; <a title=\"Un fotbalist la preot: Parinte in Rai se joaca fotbal?? Trebuie sa ma documentez, vino maine. A doua zi !! Parinte ai aflat?? Am o veste buna si una rea:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4013\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un fotbalist la preot: Parinte in Rai se joaca fotbal?? 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