{"id":4009,"date":"2024-10-29T15:29:01","date_gmt":"2024-10-29T15:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4009"},"modified":"2024-10-29T15:29:03","modified_gmt":"2024-10-29T15:29:03","slug":"o-familie-de-tineri-merg-in-vizita-la-niste-prieteni-mai-in-varstabatranul-ii-zice-sotiei-luceafarul-meu-adu-felul-intai-dupa-ce-termina-batranul-zice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4009","title":{"rendered":"O familie de tineri merg in vizita la niste prieteni mai in varsta!batranul ii zice sotiei : Luceafarul meu adu felul intai ! Dupa ce termina batranul zice:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"959\" height=\"890\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9415.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4010\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9415.jpeg 959w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9415-300x278.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9415-768x713.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 959px) 100vw, 959px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un preot si un cantor stateau pe marginea soselei cu o pancarta in mana pe care scria: \u201eSfarsitul e aproape. Caiti-va!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Pe langa ei treceau masini si imediat dupa fiecare masina se auzea o busitura si o explozie. Dupa o vreme, cantorul intreaba:<br>\u2013 Parinte, nu ar fi mai bine sa scriem pe pancarta \u201ePodul din fata este rupt\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La farmacie vine o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 de 80 de ani cu o re\u0163et\u0103. Farmacistul o \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Re\u0163eta este pentru dvs.?&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Da.&nbsp;<br>\u2013 \u015eti\u0163i c\u0103 este o re\u0163et\u0103 de anticoncep\u0163ionale? Acestea nu v\u0103 fac nimic.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Ba da, m\u0103 fac s\u0103 dorm lini\u015ftit\u0103.&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Cum a\u015fa?&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Iau c\u00e2te o pastil\u0103 \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103, o pisez \u015fi o dizolv \u00een paharul cu suc al nepoatei mele de 16 ani. A\u015fa dorm eu lini\u015ftit\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula la scoala\u2026 Se scarpina in cap\u2026 Invatatoarea il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Bula, ai paduchi? De te scarpini in cap!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da, doamna invatatoare, am avut unul, dar a murit!<br>\u2013 Si atunci de ce te scarpini in cap?!<br>\u2013 Pai au venit neamurile la inmormantare\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un preot si un cantor stateau pe marginea soselei cu o pancarta in mana pe care scria: \u201eSfarsitul e aproape. Caiti-va!\u201d Pe langa ei treceau masini si imediat dupa fiecare masina se auzea o busitura si o explozie. Dupa o vreme, cantorul intreaba:\u2013 Parinte, nu ar fi mai bine sa scriem pe pancarta \u201ePodul din &#8230; <a title=\"O familie de tineri merg in vizita la niste prieteni mai in varsta!batranul ii zice sotiei : Luceafarul meu adu felul intai ! Dupa ce termina batranul zice:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4009\" aria-label=\"Read more about O familie de tineri merg in vizita la niste prieteni mai in varsta!batranul ii zice sotiei : Luceafarul meu adu felul intai ! 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