{"id":4004,"date":"2024-10-29T13:57:43","date_gmt":"2024-10-29T13:57:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4004"},"modified":"2024-10-29T13:57:45","modified_gmt":"2024-10-29T13:57:45","slug":"doamna-rozi-dumneavoastra-l-ati-batut-pe-gheorghe-cu-bata-de-baseball-numa-ne-am-jucat-sportu-aista-domn-militian-dar-bine-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4004","title":{"rendered":"Doamna Rozi dumneavoastra l-ati batut pe Gheorghe cu bata de baseball! Numa ne-am jucat sportu aista.. domn militian..Dar bine are.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"972\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9396-1024x972.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4005\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9396-1024x972.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9396-300x285.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9396-768x729.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9396.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Cica un tigan se duce pentru prima data la spovedit.<br>Il vede pe preot scotandu-si ceasu de la mana si-l pune pe masa.<br>Preotul:<br>\u2013 Cu ce ai pacatuit fiule?<br>Tiganu\u2019 (punand mana pe ceas):<br>\u2013 Fur parinte.<br>P:- Se zice \u201eam furat\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>T:- (bagand ceasu in buzunar): Am furat parinte.<br>P:- Ai incercat sa-i restitui obiectul propietarului?<br>T:- Eu vi-l dau dumneavoastra parinte.<br>P:- Nu mi-l da mie, da-l propietarului.<br>T:- Nu a vrut sa-l primeasca.<br>P:- Atunci pastreaza-l tu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un om de la tara, impreuna cu baiatul sau, viziteaza un magazin universal de la oras.&nbsp;<br>Raman amandoi blocati in fata celor doua ziduri stralucitoare, care se desparteau si apoi se uneau la loc. Baiatul intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Tata, ce-i asta?<br>Tatal, care in viata lui nu vazuse un lift, raspunde:<br>\u2013 Fiule, n-am vazut asa ceva in viata mea, nu stiu ce poate fi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In timp ce se uitau amandoi, cu ochii iesiti din orbite de uimire, o batrana intr-un carucior cu rotile vine, apasa un buton, cele doua ziduri se deschid, iar batrana intra intr-o mica camera. Zidurile se inchid, iar cei doi vad niste cerculete mici de lumina, care se aprindeau si se stingeau. Zidurile se deschid din nou si apare o blonda superba de 24 de ani.<br>\u2013 Fiule, du-te repede si cheam-o pe maica-ta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cica un tigan se duce pentru prima data la spovedit.Il vede pe preot scotandu-si ceasu de la mana si-l pune pe masa.Preotul:\u2013 Cu ce ai pacatuit fiule?Tiganu\u2019 (punand mana pe ceas):\u2013 Fur parinte.P:- Se zice \u201eam furat\u201d. 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