{"id":4000,"date":"2024-10-29T12:43:05","date_gmt":"2024-10-29T12:43:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4000"},"modified":"2024-10-29T12:43:08","modified_gmt":"2024-10-29T12:43:08","slug":"mama-lui-bula-intra-furioasa-in-pravalia-unui-negustor-de-fructe-si-i-spune-acum-o-jumate-de-ora-i-am-trimis-pe-fiul-meu-sa-cumpere-2-kg-de-mere-de-la-dvs-am-cantarit-merele-si-spre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4000","title":{"rendered":"Mama lui Bula intra furioasa in pravalia unui negustor de fructe si-i spune: Acum o jumate de ora i-am trimis pe fiul meu sa cumpere 2 kg de mere de la dvs! Am cantarit merele si spre\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9391-1024x1000.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4001\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9391-1024x1000.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9391-300x293.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9391-768x750.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9391.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Diminea\u0163a, agronomul d\u0103 ordine la garajul de ma\u015fini. Un \u015fofer vrea ceva s\u0103-l \u00eentrebe, dar agromunul ocupat tot \u00eel ignor\u0103. \u015eoferul nu se d\u0103 b\u0103tut, \u015fi tot \u00eel s\u00e2c\u00e2e. La un moment dat agronumul \u00eei zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Da dute tu \u00een p..l\u0103!!!<br>\u015eoferul, sup\u0103rat se duce la pre\u015fedinetele de colhoz, s\u0103 se pl\u00e2ng\u0103:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Tovar\u0103\u015f pre\u015fedinte, uite ce se face, eu comunist, om gospod\u0103r, \u015fi iaca tovar\u0103\u015ful agronom, la fel comunist \u015fi gospodar m-o trimis \u00een p..l\u0103!!! Pre\u015fedintele, chiam\u0103 secretara \u015fi-i spune s\u0103 fac\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu agronomul!!!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Tovar\u0103\u015fe agronom, ce se \u00eent\u00e2ml\u0103 la tine, ce ofensezi oamenii. Tu om gospodar, comunist \u015fi s\u0103 trimi\u0163i un alt comunist, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eentre oameni!!!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Tovar\u0103\u015fe pre\u015fedinte, da cine \u0163i-a spus a\u015fa ceva?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Dapoi chiar omul pe care l-ai trimis, \u015foferul. E chiar aici.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ia da\u0163i-l la telefon.<br>Pre\u015fedinte \u00eei d\u0103 receptorul \u015foferului.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>M\u0103i tu Ioane, eu unde te-am trimis, da tu unde ai ajuns.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Un enoria\u0219 \u00eel abordeaz\u0103 pe preot, la ie\u0219irea din biseric\u0103:<br>\u2013 P\u0103rinte, e adev\u0103rat c\u0103 e p\u0103cat s\u0103 profi\u021bi de pe urma gre\u0219elii unui om?<br>\u2013 Mare p\u0103cat, fiule.<br>\u2013 \u00centotdeauna?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0Da, fiule, absolut\u2026<br>\u2013 P\u0103i, dac\u0103-i a\u0219a, p\u0103rinte, acum, c\u0103 tocmai am divor\u021bat, nu crezi c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103-mi dai \u00eenapoi taxa de nunt\u0103 de anul trecut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Diminea\u0163a, agronomul d\u0103 ordine la garajul de ma\u015fini. Un \u015fofer vrea ceva s\u0103-l \u00eentrebe, dar agromunul ocupat tot \u00eel ignor\u0103. \u015eoferul nu se d\u0103 b\u0103tut, \u015fi tot \u00eel s\u00e2c\u00e2e. La un moment dat agronumul \u00eei zice: Un enoria\u0219 \u00eel abordeaz\u0103 pe preot, la ie\u0219irea din biseric\u0103:\u2013 P\u0103rinte, e adev\u0103rat c\u0103 e p\u0103cat s\u0103 profi\u021bi de &#8230; <a title=\"Mama lui Bula intra furioasa in pravalia unui negustor de fructe si-i spune: Acum o jumate de ora i-am trimis pe fiul meu sa cumpere 2 kg de mere de la dvs! Am cantarit merele si spre\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4000\" aria-label=\"Read more about Mama lui Bula intra furioasa in pravalia unui negustor de fructe si-i spune: Acum o jumate de ora i-am trimis pe fiul meu sa cumpere 2 kg de mere de la dvs! 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