{"id":3995,"date":"2024-10-29T10:15:18","date_gmt":"2024-10-29T10:15:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3995"},"modified":"2024-10-29T10:15:22","modified_gmt":"2024-10-29T10:15:22","slug":"am-auzit-ca-sotul-tau-a-murit-condoleante-ase-e-fix-la-3-luni-dupa-nunta-inseamna-ca-nu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3995","title":{"rendered":"Am auzit ca sotul tau a murit condoleante ! Ase e..Fix la 3 luni dupa nunta.Inseamna ca nu.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1014\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9382-1014x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3996\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9382-1014x1024.jpeg 1014w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9382-297x300.jpeg 297w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9382-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9382-768x775.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9382.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1014px) 100vw, 1014px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Basescu, Geoana si Antonescu naufragiaza pe o insula si stand mai multe zile li s-a facut foame.\u00a0<br>Hotarasc sa plece in directii diferite sa faca rost de mancare.<br>Dupa cateva zile de cautari, Antonescu il zareste pe Basescu intr-un luminis facea un gratar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;Imi dai si mie ? il intreaba<br>\u2013 Cu cea mai mare placere.<br>Pana sa se faca friptura mai discuta ei de-ale lor si la un moment dat Antonescu spune :<br>\u2013 De fapt mie nu-mi prea place de Geoana, dar ce sa fac?<br>\u2013 Nu-ti place, nu manca!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula este intrebat la ora de religie de catre preot:<br>\u2013 Bula ti-ai zis aseara rugaciunea inainte de culcare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, asta o face intotdeauna mama pentru mine.<br>\u2013 Si ce zice ea pentru tine?<br>\u2013 Doamne-ajuta ca esti in sfarsit in pat!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Basescu, Geoana si Antonescu naufragiaza pe o insula si stand mai multe zile li s-a facut foame.\u00a0Hotarasc sa plece in directii diferite sa faca rost de mancare.Dupa cateva zile de cautari, Antonescu il zareste pe Basescu intr-un luminis facea un gratar. &nbsp;Imi dai si mie ? il intreaba\u2013 Cu cea mai mare placere.Pana sa se &#8230; <a title=\"Am auzit ca sotul tau a murit condoleante ! Ase e..Fix la 3 luni dupa nunta.Inseamna ca nu..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3995\" aria-label=\"Read more about Am auzit ca sotul tau a murit condoleante ! Ase e..Fix la 3 luni dupa nunta.Inseamna ca nu..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3997,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3995"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3998,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3995\/revisions\/3998"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}