{"id":3984,"date":"2024-10-28T16:26:06","date_gmt":"2024-10-28T16:26:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3984"},"modified":"2024-10-28T16:26:09","modified_gmt":"2024-10-28T16:26:09","slug":"un-vanator-incearca-sa-convinga-un-fermier-sa-cumpere-o-bicicleta-fermierul-decat-sa-mi-iau-dar-ganditi-va-cum-ati-arata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3984","title":{"rendered":"Un vanator incearca sa convinga un fermier sa cumpere o bicicleta. Fermierul: Decat sa-mi iau ..Dar ganditi-va cum ati arata\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"929\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9361-1024x929.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3985\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9361-1024x929.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9361-300x272.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9361-768x696.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9361.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion:<br>\u2013 Fa Marie? Ai vrea sa mergem cu o masina mare cu multi cai putere pe care nu trebuie sa o conducem noi, pentru ca are sofer?<br>Maria:<br>\u2013 Vai, Ioane, de cand astept acest moment!<br>Ion:<br>\u2013 Atunci hai repede ca vine autobuzul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion se scoala dis de dimineata si merge la biserica. Ajuns acolo, popa il ia sa-l spovedeasca, si il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Ioane, ai fumat?<br>-Vai, parinte, cum sa fac asa ceva? Eu, slujitor al Domnului?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar, de baut ai baut?<br>\u2013 Nu parinte , vai de mine!<br>-Dar la femei\u2026 ai fost?<br>-Drept cine ma iei parinte? Doamne, din instinct le ocolesc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ioane, Ioane zice popa, nu\u2013i lucru curat cu tine. Dar, i-a zi, de furat ai furat?<br>-Doamne fereste parinte, sunt cel mai cinstit enorias al tau!<br>-Nevasta ti-ai inselat-o? intreaba popa.<br>\u2013 Cum sa fac asa ceva? imi e frica parinte! Eu imi iubesc nevasta.<br>-Atunci, i-a zi mai, Ioane, cum pacatuiesti? Doar nu esti fara de pacate?<br>\u2013 Mint parinte, mint mult\u2026!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion:\u2013 Fa Marie? Ai vrea sa mergem cu o masina mare cu multi cai putere pe care nu trebuie sa o conducem noi, pentru ca are sofer?Maria:\u2013 Vai, Ioane, de cand astept acest moment!Ion:\u2013 Atunci hai repede ca vine autobuzul! Ion se scoala dis de dimineata si merge la biserica. Ajuns acolo, popa il ia &#8230; <a title=\"Un vanator incearca sa convinga un fermier sa cumpere o bicicleta. Fermierul: Decat sa-mi iau ..Dar ganditi-va cum ati arata\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3984\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un vanator incearca sa convinga un fermier sa cumpere o bicicleta. Fermierul: Decat sa-mi iau ..Dar ganditi-va cum ati arata\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3986,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3984"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3987,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3984\/revisions\/3987"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}