Intr-un avion, un avocat sta alaturi de o blonda. Acesta din urma, ca sa treaca timpul mai repede si ca sa faca misto de<\/p>\n\n\n\n
blonda, ii zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Domnisoara, va propun un concurs: eu va pun o intrebare si daca nu stiti raspunsul, imi dati 5 euro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dupa aceea, imi puneti o intrebare si daca eu nu stiu raspunsul, va dau 500 de euro!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De acord, zice blonda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 OK, prima intrebare: care este distanta dintre Pamant si Luna?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Evident, blonda nu stia raspunsul si i-a dat 5 euro avocatului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Venise randul blondei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013Ce urca pe munte pe trei picioare si coboara pe patru?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Au trecut cateva ore si avocatul nu gasea raspunsul asa ca pana la urma i-a dat cei 500 de euro promisi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si totusi, care e raspunsul corect? intreaba avocatul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu stiu nici eu, zice blonda, si-i da 5 euro din cei 500 primiti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218trul\u0103 \u0219i Bul\u0103 st\u0103teau la o teras\u0103, fiecare cu o cafea mare \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. \u0218trul\u0103, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-l pe Bul\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00eentr-un trening nou-nou\u021b \u0219i cu o atitudine nea\u0219teptat de serioas\u0103, nu rezist\u0103 curiozit\u0103\u021bii:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bul\u0103, am auzit c\u0103 te-ai apucat de diet\u0103! Ba chiar am auzit c\u0103 ai una bazat\u0103 pe ou\u0103. Cum merge?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 z\u00e2mbi, cu un aer misterios, \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i trase mai bine treningul, m\u00e2ndru de noul s\u0103u stil de via\u021b\u0103 \u201esportiv\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Foarte bine, mul\u021bumesc de \u00eentrebare, \u0218trul\u0103! Azi diminea\u021b\u0103, de exemplu, am m\u00e2ncat trei ou\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Trei ou\u0103? \u00eentreb\u0103 \u0218trul\u0103 surprins, admirativ. Fierte sau ochiuri?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i duse o m\u00e2n\u0103 la buzunar \u0219i, cu un aer serios, scoase de acolo o h\u00e2rtie lucioas\u0103, colorat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Kinder, r\u0103spunse el m\u00e2ndru, dezv\u0103luindu-i ambalajul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Intr-un avion, un avocat sta alaturi de o blonda. Acesta din urma, ca sa treaca timpul mai repede si ca sa faca misto de blonda, ii zice: Domnisoara, va propun un concurs: eu va pun o intrebare si daca nu stiti raspunsul, imi dati 5 euro. Dupa aceea, imi puneti o intrebare si daca eu … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3980,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3979"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3981,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3979\/revisions\/3981"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}