{"id":3975,"date":"2024-10-28T13:30:12","date_gmt":"2024-10-28T13:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3975"},"modified":"2024-10-28T13:30:15","modified_gmt":"2024-10-28T13:30:15","slug":"o-calugarita-tinerica-se-duce-la-doctor-doctore-nu-pot-scapa-de-sughit-ma-chinuie-de-5-zile-doctorul-o-consulta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3975","title":{"rendered":"O calugarita tinerica se duce la doctor: Doctore nu pot scapa de sughit ma chinuie de 5 zile!! Doctorul o consulta"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"924\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9357-1024x924.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3976\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9357-1024x924.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9357-300x271.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9357-768x693.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9357.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion se scoala dis de dimineata si merge la biserica. Ajuns acolo, popa il ia sa-l spovedeasca, si il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Ioane, ai fumat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>-Vai, parinte, cum sa fac asa ceva? Eu, slujitor al Domnului?<br>\u2013 Dar, de baut ai baut?<br>\u2013 Nu parinte , vai de mine!<br>-Dar la femei\u2026 ai fost?<br>-Drept cine ma iei parinte? Doamne, din instinct le ocolesc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ioane, Ioane zice popa, nu\u2013i lucru curat cu tine. Dar, i-a zi, de furat ai furat?<br>-Doamne fereste parinte, sunt cel mai cinstit enorias al tau!<br>-Nevasta ti-ai inselat-o? intreaba popa.<br>\u2013 Cum sa fac asa ceva? imi e frica parinte! Eu imi iubesc nevasta.<br>-Atunci, i-a zi mai, Ioane, cum pacatuiesti? Doar nu esti fara de pacate?<br>\u2013 Mint parinte, mint mult\u2026!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Domnule doctor faceti va rog ceva cu nevasta mea, se plange Ion unui psihiatru. Nu mai stiu ce sa fac cu cele 20 de pisici ale ei. Mirosul din casa a devenit insuportabil.\u00a0<br>\u2013 De ce nu deschideti geamurile?\u00a0<br>\u2013 Pai, ar zbura cei 100 de porumbei ai mei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion se scoala dis de dimineata si merge la biserica. Ajuns acolo, popa il ia sa-l spovedeasca, si il intreaba:\u2013 Ioane, ai fumat? -Vai, parinte, cum sa fac asa ceva? Eu, slujitor al Domnului?\u2013 Dar, de baut ai baut?\u2013 Nu parinte , vai de mine!-Dar la femei\u2026 ai fost?-Drept cine ma iei parinte? Doamne, din &#8230; <a title=\"O calugarita tinerica se duce la doctor: Doctore nu pot scapa de sughit ma chinuie de 5 zile!! Doctorul o consulta\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3975\" aria-label=\"Read more about O calugarita tinerica se duce la doctor: Doctore nu pot scapa de sughit ma chinuie de 5 zile!! Doctorul o consulta\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3977,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3975"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3978,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3975\/revisions\/3978"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}