\u2013 Ce faci, Bul\u0103? De ce sapi groapa asta aici in poienita?
\u2013 P\u0103i am \u00eent\u00e2lnire cu gagica. Venim aici la picnic.
\u2013 \u015ei de ce sapi groapa?
\u2013 P\u0103i dup\u0103 ce m\u00e2nc\u0103m o s\u0103 facem dragoste \u00een natur\u0103, aici, \u00een poieni\u0163\u0103.
\u2013 Bine, bine, dar de ce sapi o groap\u0103?
\u2013 P\u0103i \u015ftii, gagica mea e coco\u015fat\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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La pia\u0163\u0103, Ion vinde un coco\u015f. Un cump\u0103r\u0103tor \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Da\u2019 g\u0103inile le calc\u0103?
\u2013 Calc\u0103 g\u0103ini, ra\u0163e, hulubi, curcani, chiar \u015fi porci!
\u2013 Atunci de ce \u00eel vinde\u0163i?
\u2013 De la o vreme, se uit\u0103 chior\u00e2\u015f \u015fi la mine\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u00centr-un spital din Rom\u00e2nia, un doctor \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe colegul s\u0103u:
\u2013 I-ai spus \u0103luia de la patul 5 c\u0103 mai are o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de tr\u0103it?
\u2013 Da! r\u0103spunde colegul.
\u2013 B\u0103\u2019, ce bulangiu e\u015fti! Era r\u00e2ndul meu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
***
Se duce Bul\u0103 la o gr\u0103sanc\u0103 coco\u015fat\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei soune:
\u2013 Vrei s\u0103-\u0163i spun un banc scurt?
\u2013 Desigur, chiar te rog! \u00eemi r\u0103spunse ea, bucuroas\u0103.
\u2013 Tu e\u015fti femeia visurilor mele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2013 Ce faci, Bul\u0103? De ce sapi groapa asta aici in poienita?\u2013 P\u0103i am \u00eent\u00e2lnire cu gagica. Venim aici la picnic.\u2013 \u015ei de ce sapi groapa?\u2013 P\u0103i dup\u0103 ce m\u00e2nc\u0103m o s\u0103 facem dragoste \u00een natur\u0103, aici, \u00een poieni\u0163\u0103.\u2013 Bine, bine, dar de ce sapi o groap\u0103?\u2013 P\u0103i \u015ftii, gagica mea e coco\u015fat\u0103\u2026 ***La pia\u0163\u0103, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3972"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3974,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3972\/revisions\/3974"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}