{"id":3968,"date":"2024-10-28T08:44:40","date_gmt":"2024-10-28T08:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3968"},"modified":"2024-10-28T08:44:42","modified_gmt":"2024-10-28T08:44:42","slug":"un-barbat-isi-insotea-nevasta-care-pleca-la-mare-sa-nu-ma-inseli-trenul-pleaca-barbatul-se-tine-dupa-tren-si-zice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3968","title":{"rendered":"Un barbat isi insotea nevasta care pleca la mare . Sa nu ma inseli! Trenul pleaca ,barbatul se tine dupa tren si zice.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"999\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9350-1024x999.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3969\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9350-1024x999.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9350-300x293.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9350-768x750.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9350.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Cica vine un popa la Politie:<br>\u2013 Domnule politist, mi s-a furat bicicleta! Va rog frumos sa mi-o gasiti pentru ca eu sunt un om mort fara ea\u2026 am slujbe de tinut in satele vecine si nu am cu ce sa ajung acolo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Cauta politistii ce cauta vreo 2 zile, dar nu gasesc nimic. Se duc la popa si ii zic:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Parinte, nu am putut sa-ti gasim bicicleta, dar uite ce sa faci\u2026maine cand tii slujba la noi in sat, atunci cand zici care e treaba cu cele 10 Porunci, te opresti putin dupa ce o zici p-aia cu: \u201eSa nu furi!\u201d si vezi cine se inroseste la fata. Dupa aia vii si ne spui noua si rezolvam.<br>Vine popa dupa slujba fericit la politisti si le spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Gata, baieti, s-a rezolvat!<br>Politistii:<br>\u2013 Ei, cine s-a inrosit?<br>Popa:<br>\u2013 Stati putin ca nici n-am ajuns la a 7-a porunca (\u201eSa nu furi!\u201d) pentru ca la a 6-a (\u201eSa nu preacurvesti!\u201d) mi-am adus aminte unde mi-am uitat bicicleta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cica vine un popa la Politie:\u2013 Domnule politist, mi s-a furat bicicleta! Va rog frumos sa mi-o gasiti pentru ca eu sunt un om mort fara ea\u2026 am slujbe de tinut in satele vecine si nu am cu ce sa ajung acolo! Cauta politistii ce cauta vreo 2 zile, dar nu gasesc nimic. Se duc &#8230; <a title=\"Un barbat isi insotea nevasta care pleca la mare . Sa nu ma inseli! Trenul pleaca ,barbatul se tine dupa tren si zice..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3968\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un barbat isi insotea nevasta care pleca la mare . Sa nu ma inseli! Trenul pleaca ,barbatul se tine dupa tren si zice..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3970,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3968"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3971,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3968\/revisions\/3971"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}