Ion \u0219i Maria st\u0103teau seara pe prisp\u0103, num\u0103r\u00e2nd banii aduna\u021bi pentru ma\u0219ina mult visat\u0103. Mai aveau nevoie de 4000 de lei, dar salariile lor abia dac\u0103 acopereau cheltuielile. Maria, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-l pe Ion cum ofta, \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M\u0103, Ioane, ne trebe numa\u2019 patru mii, doar n-o fi foc. Las\u0103 c\u0103 g\u0103sim noi o solu\u021bie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion, nevoit s\u0103 apeleze la ultima variant\u0103, decide s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la vecina lor, tanti Leana, cunoscut\u0103 pentru \u201eajutoarele\u201d financiare oferite vecinilor\u2026 dar nu f\u0103r\u0103 o mic\u0103 \u201efavoare\u201d \u00een schimb. Ajuns la poarta ei, Ion \u00ee\u0219i freac\u0103 m\u00e2inile \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i ia inima-n din\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tanti Leano, \u0219tii, noi vrem s\u0103 ne cump\u0103r\u0103m o Dacie\u2026 mai avem nevoie de ni\u0219te b\u0103nu\u021bi, cum s\u0103 zic\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Leana, cu un z\u00e2mbet pe buze, \u00eei r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i, Ioane, treaba-i simpl\u0103! Dac\u0103 mi-o tragi \u00een stilul albin\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi dau cei patru mii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion se scarpin\u0103 \u00een cap, pu\u021bin confuz, \u0219i-i spune c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 se consulte cu Maria. Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 ore de discu\u021bii \u0219i negocieri aprinse, Ion se \u00eentoarce la vecin\u0103 cu aprobarea so\u021biei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ei, bun, Ioane! \u00cenainte s\u0103 \u00eencepem, am ceva special preg\u0103tit! \u00eei spune vecina, sco\u021b\u00e2nd de sub scaun o cutie mic\u0103, din care scoate\u2026 o albin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion se uit\u0103, mai \u00eent\u00e2i contrariat, dar c\u00e2nd vede c\u0103 Leana \u00eei pune albinu\u021ba pe scul\u0103 \u0219i simte \u00een\u021bep\u0103tura, ochii i se m\u0103resc c\u00e2t cepele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ho, tanti Leano, c\u0103 m\u0103 arde r\u0103u!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar nu mai apuc\u0103 s\u0103 zic\u0103 prea multe c\u0103 \u00eencepe \u201etreaba\u201d. Dup\u0103 ce \u00ee\u0219i termin\u0103 misiunea, Ion se duce acas\u0103 triumf\u0103tor \u0219i \u00eei arat\u0103 Mariei banii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hai, M\u0103rie, s\u0103 ne lu\u0103m Dacie! \u00eei spune el m\u00e2ndru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maria, curioas\u0103, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bine, Ioane, dar cum a fost treaba cu \u201estilul albin\u0103\u201d? Cum \u00eei asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion, z\u00e2mbind larg \u0219i cu o privire \u00eenfl\u0103c\u0103rat\u0103, \u00eei zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hai, M\u0103rie, s\u0103-\u021bi ar\u0103t cum \u00eei stilul albin\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 ce Maria experimenteaz\u0103 \u201etratamentul\u201d special, r\u0103m\u00e2ne pu\u021bin pe g\u00e2nduri, privindu-l pe Ion cu o sclipire aparte \u00een ochi. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva clipe de t\u0103cere, se ridic\u0103 hot\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218tii ce, Ioane? Las-o-ncolo de Dacie! Mai bine hai s\u0103 ne lu\u0103m 20 de stupi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 o noapte de nunt\u0103 memorabil\u0103, \u00een care am\u00e2ndoi erau epuiza\u021bi dar ferici\u021bi, Bul\u0103 \u0219i proasp\u0103ta lui so\u021bie, Bubulina, \u00ee\u0219i a\u0219ezar\u0103 patul. El, cu o atitudine grav\u0103, sim\u021bea c\u0103 este momentul perfect s\u0103 stabileasc\u0103 ni\u0219te reguli clare pentru via\u021ba lor \u00eempreun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bubulino, trebuie s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 am trei obiceiuri la care nu voi renun\u021ba pentru nimic \u00een lume, \u00eencepu Bul\u0103 solemn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubulina z\u00e2mbi \u0219i \u00eel privi cu o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103 ridicat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ok, Bul\u0103. Care sunt?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Primul, \u00een fiecare sear\u0103 de joi, m\u0103 duc s\u0103 v\u0103d meciul cu b\u0103ie\u021bii. Joac\u0103 FCSB \u00een Europa League. Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 ninge, plou\u0103, c\u0103 e frig, c\u0103 e cald\u2026 eu m\u0103 duc s\u0103 v\u0103d meciul! Ai \u00een\u021beles?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am \u00een\u021beles, Bul\u0103! r\u0103spunse ea, st\u0103p\u00e2nindu-\u0219i cu greu un chicot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Al doilea, fiecare vineri sear\u0103 e seara de poker cu b\u0103ie\u021bii! Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 c\u0103 e s\u0103rb\u0103toare, c\u0103 avem invita\u021bi, c\u0103 tu vrei s\u0103 vedem un film romantic\u2026 eu sunt cu b\u0103ie\u021bii la poker! Ai \u00een\u021beles?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da, am \u00een\u021beles, Bul\u0103! confirm\u0103 ea, pu\u021bin mai serioas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i al treilea. \u00cen fiecare duminic\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103, m\u0103 duc la pescuit cu b\u0103ie\u021bii! Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 c\u0103 e ziua ta, c\u0103 e Cr\u0103ciunul, c\u0103 e vreme rea, eu plec la pescuit! Ai \u00een\u021beles?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da, Bul\u0103, am \u00een\u021beles! r\u0103spunse Bubulina, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 nu r\u00e2d\u0103 de seriozitatea lui exagerat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103, vizibil mul\u021bumit, \u00eei z\u00e2mbi larg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Perfect, Bubulino! m\u0103 bucur c\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi. Dar spune-mi, ai \u0219i tu vreun obicei de care ar trebui s\u0103 \u0219tiu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubulina se aplec\u0103 spre el, \u00eei arunc\u0103 o privire juc\u0103u\u0219\u0103 \u0219i, cu o voce suav\u0103, \u00eei r\u0103spunse:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da, Bul\u0103, am doar unul. \u00cen fiecare sear\u0103, la ora 10 fix, fac dragoste! E so\u021bul acas\u0103, nu e so\u021bul acas\u0103, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103! Eu fac dragoste. Ai \u00een\u021beles?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218trul\u0103 \u0219i Bul\u0103 st\u0103teau la o teras\u0103, fiecare cu o cafea mare \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. \u0218trul\u0103, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-l pe Bul\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00eentr-un trening nou-nou\u021b \u0219i cu o atitudine nea\u0219teptat de serioas\u0103, nu rezist\u0103 curiozit\u0103\u021bii:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bul\u0103, am auzit c\u0103 te-ai apucat de diet\u0103! Ba chiar am auzit c\u0103 ai una bazat\u0103 pe ou\u0103. Cum merge?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 z\u00e2mbi, cu un aer misterios, \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i trase mai bine treningul, m\u00e2ndru de noul s\u0103u stil de via\u021b\u0103 \u201esportiv\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Foarte bine, mul\u021bumesc de \u00eentrebare, \u0218trul\u0103! Azi diminea\u021b\u0103, de exemplu, am m\u00e2ncat trei ou\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Trei ou\u0103? \u00eentreb\u0103 \u0218trul\u0103 surprins, admirativ. Fierte sau ochiuri?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i duse o m\u00e2n\u0103 la buzunar \u0219i, cu un aer serios, scoase de acolo o h\u00e2rtie lucioas\u0103, colorat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Kinder, r\u0103spunse el m\u00e2ndru, dezv\u0103luindu-i ambalajul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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