Doi betivi mergeau pe drum, iar unul ii spune celuilalt:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pariu pe o sticla de vin ca primul cuvant care mi-l va spune sotia, cand voi ajunge acasa, va fi \u00abiepuras\u00bb?
\u2013 Mai bine te-ai uita la tine, beat, murdar\u2026 ce iepuras?
\u2013 Pariu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lasa ca o stiu eu pe nevasta-ta, o scorpie nu alta\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pai faci pariu sau nu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bine, asa sa fie.
Ajung la casa primului, iar acesta, cand sotia deschide usa:
-Iepuraaas, noi am venit\u2026
\u2013 Iepuras?!? Betiv nenorocit ce esti, du-te sa nu te vad!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu deschide sifonierul!\u2026 strig\u0103 nevast\u0103-mea. Acolo am ascuns cadourile tale pentru Cr\u0103ciun!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Prea tarziu, deja l-am deschis\u2026 \u00eei r\u0103spund, uitand-m\u0103 \u00eenauntru, curios\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar ce-i cu rahatu\u2019 asta?!\u2026 Cine \u021bi-a spus \u021bie c\u0103 a\u0219i avea nevoie de un posta\u0219 pe jumatate dezbr\u0103cat facut pe el?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Buli\u0219or \u00eei scrie lui Mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Anul asta, s\u0103-mi trimi\u021bi un fr\u0103tior! De Cr\u0103ciun, Buli\u0219or nu prime\u0219te nimic. Sup\u0103rat, \u00eei scrie din nou lui Mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De ce nu mi-ai trimis fra\u021biorul? Anul urmator, prime\u0219te o scrisoare de la Mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De ce nu mi-ai trimis-o pe mama ta?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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